देवनागरी मराठीला हवे नव्या घराचे हक्क

न्या.नरेंद्र चपळ्गांवकर,
अध्यक्ष,
मराठी भाषा धोरण निर्धारण समीती,
महाराष्ट्र

विषय : देवनागरी मराठीला हवे नव्या घराचे हक्क

माननीय अध्यक्ष महोदय,
या समीतीचे अध्यक्षपद भुषविण्याचे आणि मराठीला अत्याधुनीक युगांत पुढे
नेण्याचे नियोजन करण्याचे कार्य आपल्या वर सोपवण्यात आले त्याबद्द्ल
समितीचे अणि सर्व सदस्यांचे अभिनंदन.

मी श्री. वसंत आबाजी डहाके यांच्या अमरावती नगरीचा रहीवासी असुन
वसंतरावांचा समावेश या समीतीत आहे याचा मला खुप अभीमान वाटतो. त्यांच्या
मार्फत मी हे निवेदन समीती पुढे ठेवत आहे.

लिपी ही भाषेचे शरीर असते. भूर्जपत्र- मोरपंख,खडू-पाटी, शाई-कागद या
सामुग्रीने लिपीचे व भाषेचे घ्रर तयार होते. घर ही अत्यंत मुलभूत गरज
असते. संस्क्रुती स्वत:च्या घरा शिवाय सम्रुद्ध असुच शकत नाही.
काळानुसार या घरांच्या शैली मधे बदल होत गेले आणि आता भविष्याचे नियोजन
आपण करणार आहांत.
आज संगणक, भ्रमणध्वनी, आयपौड, थर्मौमिटर, माय्क्रोवेव्ह ओवन, वौशिंग
मशीन, कैल्कुलेटर या दैनंदीन इलेक्ट्रौनिक वापराच्या वस्तू मधे काचेचा/
प्लास्टीकचा स्क्रीन असतो. हा स्क्रीन भाषांची नवी वसाहत आहे. आणि या
वसाहती मधे देवनागरी बेघर आहे.

नजीकच्या भविष्यांत, या स्क्रीनला प्रोजेक्षन तंत्रद्न्यानाचा पर्याय
सुद्धा येऊ घातला आहे, ज्या मधे कागद, फरशी, भिंत, तळ्हात.. कुठल्याही
प्रुष्ठभागावर प्रोजेक्षन करून त्याचा वापर स्क्रीन सारखा करणे सामान्य
माणसाला शक्य होणार आहे.

या तंत्रद्न्यानात अंगभूत भाषा ही भारतापुरती इंग्रजी आणि लिपी रोमन आहे.
परंतू चीन,रशीया,जपान,मलेशीया,जर्मनी,फ्रांस या देशां मधे विकल्या
जाणार्या उपकरणांमधे त्या त्या देशांची लिपी आणि भाषेची अंगभूत सोय
असते.अनेक देशांमधे ईंग्रजी पर्याय म्हणून देखील उपलब्ध नसते.
भारतीय लोक ईंग्रजीचे गुलाम आहेत असे जणू ग्रुहीतच धरलेले असते.
ही स्थीती अपमानास्पद आणि क्लेशदायक पण बदलता येण्या सारखी आहे.
आपली समीती यावर उपाय योजना करण्याचा प्रस्ताव शासनाला देऊ शकते असे
वाटल्या मुळे हे निवेदन आपल्याला देत आहे.
आजच्या तारखेला महाराष्ट्रांत विकण्यात येणारया एकाही मोबाईल मधून मराठीत
ईमेल लिहीता येत नाही, इतकेच काय मोबाईल्स मधे मराठी वेबसाईट्स पहाता
देखील येत नाहीत. कारण त्यामधे देवनागरी अंगभूत स्थापीत केलेले नसते.
(अपवादाने,काही मोबाईल्स मधे sms मराठीत लिहीता येतो.)
येणारा काळ हा ईबुक्सचा आहे. इलेक्ट्रौनीक्सने अशक्य गोष्टी शक्य केलेल्या आपण पहातो.
महाराष्ट्रांत विकल्या जाणार्या इलेक्ट्रौनीक्स उपकरणां मधे देवनागरीची
सोय अंगभूत असलीच पाहीजे. इंग्रजीची सोय असूच नये असे नाही. पण मराठीचा
पर्याय असलाच पाहीजे असा कायदा शासनाने केला पाहीजे आणि त्याकरीता आपल्या
समीतीने तसा प्रस्ताव/ शिफारस शासनाकडे करायला हवी. हा कायदा केल्यास तो
मोडणाराया साठी आर्थिक दंडाची पळवाट नसावी, केवळ जेलकोठडीची असावी अन्यथा मराठीला राजरोसपणे विकुन टाकण्यात येईल. आपण स्वत: न्यायमुर्ती आहात हा या समीतीचा मोठा अधिक बिंदू आहे.
असा कायदा न झाल्यास नव्या आलीशान वसाहतीत मराठी बेघरच राहील.
मायमराठी चे My Marathi असे विक्रूतीकरण रोखणे शक्य आहे.
आपली समीती ते करू शकते असा मला विश्वास वाटतो.
मराठीला नव्या वसाहतीं मधील घरांचे हक्क दॆण्यांत आपण यशस्वी होऊ अशी आशा बाळगतो.

धन्यवाद !
आपला नम्र,

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वरील पत्रात काही जोडाक्षरे उपलब्ध सौफ्ट वेयरच्या अपुर्णते मुळे नीट लिहीलेली नाहीत. त्या मुळे या विषयाचे गांभिर्य अधोरेखीत होते आहे .

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Aircel's successful Poaching of Amitabh.

Aircel, a service provider, has poached Amitabh as its Brand Ambassador. The trap used is Tiger Conservation. Amitabh claims he chose to enter the trap readily thinking it as A worthy Econational cause. I cannt guess with any reason giving infinite discount how could the wise soul of Big B may think that this contract and its propoganda can help actually saving a single tiger. We should know the contract Amount and How much of that will be utilised to save exactly which Tiger and How .Tiger conservation is the modern illusion. Those who are appointed for working for it , forest deptt, know it. The bait is The Money. Its a corporate blind belif being nurished in the name of tigers. De Daan to chute Grahan . On other hand, Sachin has refused to be a BA of Liquar Megabrand. 20 Cr. Contract refused. The seats r not hot by them selves, those who sit on them make those Hot. Amitabh is hit wicket, Sachin the Hero in real life. Click Here for Amitabh Ambassador News And Click Here for Sachin Emporer's News Sandeep Godbole

Symbols & Reality : The Ancient Astronomical Error.

Today my 10yr old daughter exclaimed and explained me a 'Star'tling observation. Daddy , she said, Actually, there insnt a even a single Star in exact Starshape ! * Just as we stare for long time, we see the radiating triangles like a starshape ! I m spell bound. This cannt be rectified, nor any 1 would like, there cannt be a better symbol for a Star than a Starshape. ! We live in a symbolic world ! The reality may be totally wild and weird than our perception. Beware of Symbols as even knowledge cannt erase the Symbols. To write comments : Kindly Click "टिप्पणी" . To send the Article to other friends : Click Icon of Envelop with arrow on RHS of "टिप्पणी"

Mantharayan

Manthara was one of the trusted orderly of Kaikeyee, the worrier wife of Emporer Dasharath, dad of Ram.
In a war with demons, Kaikei had fought fiercely besides Dasharath and helped win the war.
Pleased with her performance n courage, Dasharath offered her Two wishes. She declined to realise those immidiatly and instead thinking at the outset, she doesn't requier anything for being more happy and containt, kept options open.She said, she will claim those in future when she feels like. Dasharath agreed.
The time came to Crown Ram as the King and Manthara whispered her poisionous Mantra to Kaikei.
Accordingly, Kaikei encashed her 2 blank cheques of Two Wishes granted many years ago and demanded to
1. Crown Bharat as The King
and
2 Send Ram to wilderness for 14 years And thus Ramayan began.
The encashing of two cheques were so fatal n divastating that Dasharath died of heart attack as Ram prepared to enter wilderness,while Bharat was enjoying at Nanihal and was out of station.
This could have been avoided if some body had suggested to spot Talaq Kaikei and Hang Manthara inatantly.
(Dasharath had spare wives Kausalya and Sumitra.)
But death cannt be an obstacle in fulfilling the promises given by sincere people.
So,sincere people must have
1.Ability to deny giving blank undated cheque to any one.
2.Sense of existance of Mantharas around.
3.Wise advisors to speedily antidote Manthara Mantra.

In legal terms, the contract between two persons giving special rights generating coz of a joint venture is known as Pre Emption if they accquier a new asset.
If they are to dissolve the JV, then the right is termed as Right of First Refusal.
War with demons was part of the Empire executed as a JV btn Dasharath n Kaikei.
Dasharath had offered her right of pre emption; that is , some thing which he absolutly already possessed.
But Manthara manipulated the things in such a way that Dasharath could not understand that he is being fooled. Offering Crown to Ram was infact dessolution of joint Emporership of Dasharath n His Queens.
And Dasharath had never given her Right of First Refusal to Kaikei.
Had the law like today in place , Kaikei would have lost the case if Dasharath had an opportunity to get an Manthara defying Advocate.

The Nano Bang Theory

Dear Stephan,
Warm regards !!
This letter is the result of the under currents of my anxity about "The Grand Design"
What I have understood from the interpretations and elaborations available on the net is you have established that the Big Bang can be explained by some remix of the fundamentals of the Newtonian Physics and Einstines Thories of relativity. The science necessary to proove Auto Creation is sufficient and abduntly ready for it, according to you.
The implication of this , you extrapolated is, there is no scope or limitation or reason necessorily be alloted or reserved or creditable for the existance of the God.

I feel,this is really a better preposition for understaning both, the Science and the God.

The belivers seem to be disturbed as they think Science is now enchroching the domain of unquestionable undisputable belif of Gods existance.

Atheist seem to got inspired by this divine enlightenment in their support.

I realised that I am both. An atheist and a beliver.
Just as when I see my Voters card, I feel I m an Indian. When I look at Jupiter and its 4 moons thru my modern telescope, I feel I belong to the race of Galileo.
When I think up to Big Bang, I feel I belong to race of Einstine and Hawking. The moment I try to see beyond it, I used to become a beliver.
Now, "The Grand Design" seems to be streching our scientific instincts and pushing the God on another back foot.

The analysis essential is as under :
Let the Big Bang be a Property created by the Science.
Let the Space, Time, Mass, Energy all belong to the Science.

Now, let us ask Science.
Dear Science, you have all the material, time, space and energy of your own .
Please organise it and creat hard wear of a unicelluler Protozoa.
Let some Scientific lab fabricate a primary cell. Let us presume that a perfect cell is ready.
Now, my so dear Science, can you put LIFE in it ? Can you make it alive ?

Obviously , as on day, the answer is NO.

So, science can creat universe but not add life.

And if science cannt do it, God must be given due credit untill its prooved contarary.

The birth and deaths of living organisms are the proofs, reasons, limitations and scope responsible to have belif in concept of God. So, Stephan, Every very birth and every death is a Nano Bang.

Big Bang is of no significance in absence of the Nano Bangs.

May God bless you, our science and Human Race to make this wonderful planet a planet of Joy. And let the Nano Bangs exist and carry on self repeating as usual.

Thanks !!

Sandeep

The Autoverse : Science + Commerce = Art

Last week, I simply enjoyed going to sleep with post 'Enlightenment' moments full of satisfaction after uploading the article : 'Nobel not enough : Ages old mystery resolved' (which you will find below this article)
Next morning, as I was going thru the news paper, a surprise gently sat on my mind like a butterfly lands on the tender flower bursting with smell of the nectar. As if just as we remember and try to rehearse a melodious song in our mind and the next moment sound of same song faintly gliding in the air reaches our ear.
Now that the eternal quest who was first, the Egg or the Hen resolved in my mind , as if it was the next stanza of the same song , the news about Stephan Hawking's soon to be released book titled 'The Grand Design ' landed on my mind.

Two days are gone and I am beginning to feel the subtleness of the Butterfly landed on my mind, the essence of the human reasoning about the thoughts about the origin and the existence of the universe.

I am looking forward to the arrival of the book and felt very happy to know that Prof. Murtza Ali has already booked a copy for his personal collection.

As the websites and pre launch reviews are describing , Stephan has ruled out the idea of requiring a Creator for the universe.
Now, this is an equally age old and many times discussed point.
But since Stephan is saying, it makes all the difference.
Stephan attributes the Big Bang to the fundamentals of science laid down by Newton.
1.
Creation without Creator : Logical Immpossibility to which Stephan is the challenger.
2.
Mass and Energy relation is well understood. E = mc2.
3.
Time and Space relationship has no conversion formula yet.
4.
Explanation for Spontaneous creation without any creator, I call it AUTOVERSE and not Universe because of Big Bang is to be expected in The Grand Design.
5.
We know What is Science and How it exists and also know that it exists without exception ,so we consider it as Universal but we don't know WHY it exists.
We know it runs on Laws of Gravity, but dont know Why so and why things dont obey any other formula other than G* Mm upon R square?
6.
Can there be a world where , the ruling formula is G *R square upon Mm ? I call it a repulsive or reverse gravity world.

7.
Like theres a positive and negative in Electricity, Magnetisum, why its not so in Gravity , Space And Time ?

8.
Now, God seems threatened by the chaos n mess created by Humans.These days, He must be cursing himself n singing freqently " Kya mere man me samaayee..Kahe ko ye duniya banaa yee.." So , He has, spontenously, transormed a Scientist in to his Advocate and shrugging off the responsibility thinking, ITs beyond his control Now and if theres no creator, nobody can be accused.
Obviously, God wants to disown the Hell we made out of the Heaven he gave us and weeps for being branded and publicised Him as the "Most Wanted ".
I m sure, the idea to make Stephen the Advocate was solicitated to him by non other than The Godess, who disliked' the state of unrest '( of the God)I haven no doubts, God was forced to creat Universe at the behaste of the Godess , the external unbalanced force.,transforming the State of Rest of the God. Both of them together enjoyed the 'Uniform motion'. Untill the moment (of inertia ) Humans generated, got them unbearable and miserable. Thus Stephen,the Best Scientist was trasformed into the Best Advocate.
9.
We yet dont know, as yet the book is not published, if Stephan just disbelives the God and The Godess equally. And he has uttered nothing about Her. If God has +ve sign then , Godess has to be - ve.
10.
The peace and Morals cannt stand on earth if God and Godess concepts are negated.
11.
Newton was a Strong beliver in God but never tried to Bribe or appease him to earn fortune.
12.
Theres a word "pricewall" on the articles about Grand Design on the internet.I have not understood it yet.
But I guess there exist a +ve and a -ve Commerce around the Science behind The Grand Design, and That is an ART .

Nobel is not Enough :Ages old mystry solved.

Humans are so much competative that they not only try to compete and beat other humans but every species of plant and animal kingdom.
They even don't spare the mother nature and think they are entrusted with responsibility of governing it.
This too, is backed up and cooked up with built in belife, that majority of us do ,what ever, is as per Will of the Creator,n the supplyer of the Intellact, the Buddhi, I.E. The God.

By creating Cloaning technology, the Humans have challenged the Creator.

But yet there was no answer to the age old unanswered Question of the human race : Who was first to come: The Egg or the Hen ?

Yesterday midnight, exactly at 12 .00
The answer was strucked by me.

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The Egg and The Hen were created simulteneously.
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Reasons

1.
Unlike humans, who requier crutches of science to develop any thing, The God don't requier any thing to start with.He is the master of Multi Generating. He don't have binding to work in competative manner.. i.e. who , what to be First.. Second.. Third.. and don't requier any sequence for any thing.
2.
The one who can creat an Egg out of nothing, can creat a Hen out of same nothing , vise versa .
3.
The Hen and Egg were not only created undoubtedly simulteneously, but designed to work in tandem. The Egg was a Male and It needed to be hatched.
4.
Although the Hen cared for the Egg, she was just a baby sitter,not its Mom.
5.
Its perfectly Moral to marry your baby sitter to start the Gen Next.
6.
Those who think the Egg was a Female, are trying to compete with me. Why didn't they ever, even once ,asked First Roost or First Egg ?

खुना चे Brands

बदल जिवनाचे नाव दुसरे, मरण भावंड धाकले /
जन्म असती लादलेले, म्रुत्यु मस्तकी मारलेले//

अधांतरी तसेच लोंबते जिवनचक्र येरझारलेले /
अभिमान दुर्गंधी भारलेले, भ्रामक भिती पिंजलेले //

जगू न देतो माणसा माणूस माणसा सारखे /
खुनाला सुद्धा नांव देतो;विसरून मसणा सर्व सारखे //

"आपलाच" करी खातमा ते Honor Killing जाणती /
"दुसरयाचा" पाडला मुडदा तर Communal Killing बोलती //

अंकुरली वारी त्याच युगाची नवी लेबले लेऊनी /
संजीवन समाधी अथवा सदेह वैकुंठ शेंदूर जुने टाकूनी //

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२९ जुलै २०१०

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संभवामी दिने:दिने:

आरोपीचा पिंजरा रिकामा कसा ?

फाशीचा दोर बेकार कसा ??

निरपराध मोकाट फिरतोच कसा ???

क्रुरतेचा अर्ज ना मंजुर कसा ????

सशांचा देश खुशाल कसा ?????

परीत्राणायच दुष्क्रुताम

विनाशायच साधूनाम

संभवामी दिने: दिने:

युग न बदलताच ?

सुचना देखील न देताच ??

सुट्टीवर हा गेलाच कसा !!!!!!!

Mercy for the Victims and not the Butchers

Why British could rule Globaly and We are not even in our own country ?
(Shamelessly, But painfully, I m forced to use Britishers language.)

"There are no grounds for the exercise of the Royal prerogative of Mercy " noted Mountbatten on the cover. It took just about a long minute after going thru the mercy petition of a man who had brutally killed his wife infront of crowd. This was the First duty he did after assuming the office. It took him just 45 minutes to put off the Ceremonial Dress of the Oath taking Ceremony and put on official Clothing before he settled on his desk. 24th March,1947
>>> Page 96, Freedom at Midnight,(2006 reprint) by Dominique La'Pierre and Larry Collins

We are building Express Highway At Snails Speed for Afzal and Kasab which will ultimatly declear them Our Sons in Law !!

http://www.ibnlive.in.com/news/president-granted-mercy-to-only-10-in-30-years/121911-37-64.html?from=rhs

मेरे अंतीम सत्य के प्रयोग: ४७ से एके ४७ तक

गंवाई जां जिन्होने उनका कसूर तो नही था
मारा गया हर शख्क्श शहीद तो नही था

शोर जोरसे हुआ वह ईन्साफ़ तो नही था
अपनोके ही खुनसे चमकाना अपना ही नाम सही तो नही था

मरहम लगाया जहां,वहां जक्ख्म तो नही था
स्याहीने जो दिया वह धमाकोंकी बौछार का जवाब तो नही था

जवाब गोलीयों का कागजपर देना समझदारी तो नही था
कानून के आड बेईमान होना जरूरी तो नही था

हरामजादे उल्लुओंको सौपें सल्तनत
ये मुल्क इतना निकम्मा पहले तो नही था

अंदेशा जरासाभी होता ये दरींदगी का
चले जाओ ४२में मै कहता तो नही था

रहबर काश मुरली प्रसाद ४७ में मेरा होता
बार बार थप्पड खाते रहना जरूरी तो नही था

जै घोष मैं शिवाजी , भगतसींह, सुभाषकी करता
चरखा, बकरी, पंचा ,उपवास, अहींसा जरूरी तो नही था

गर आज होता जिंदा एके ४७ से खुद कसाब को उडाता
महात्मा बने रहना, यारों, जराभी जरूरी तो नही था !

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Vikram n Vetal : The Sentence

Vetal : Vikram, do you know what's Grammar ?

Vikram : The classification and organisation of words Creating a sentence is known as Grammar.

Vetal: What is Punctuation ?

Vikram: The spaces, the commas, semi commas, inverted commas, the apostrophes, the colons,the semi colons, the brackets,the hyphens, Q mark, exclamation marks are the Punctuations. Things which obey time are Punctuals.

Vetal : You are smart like Indians. Intelligent but never punctual.

Vikram : What do you mean ? Am I not Indian ?

Vetal : Very may much You are ! U have infinite words and innumerable punctuations .. so unfathomable.. So un ending..

Vikram : Stupid, tell me in short.

Vetal : You don't have Period !

Vikram : Nalayak, matalab kya hai tera ?

Vetal : You are Timeless.

Vikram: Now, If you don't elaborate, I m going to hang myself upside down !!

Vetal : …Dear that's my characteristics.. You remain up side up. You smartly avoided mentioning Fullstop, the small dot that seals the unfinished Grammar and fully rests all the Punctuations freezing the oceans of words instantly into the full and finite Meaning. You want to keep all options open for unknown personal gains. You never want to finish and execute any sentence officially. This way, you merely think to create a void eternity.You deliberately do it.

Vikram : Give evidence ! Don't just gargle without making sound.

Vetal : Kasab has been awarded the sentence. All the Grammar, the punctuations and the ocean of words are in perfect place and shape.But, there is No Full stop ! Kasab is your another fresh eternity sentence or its the Afzal Guru opera continued , if u dont tell me, I willl hang my self bottoms up ! People with intelligence of Higher and Supreme order will feel hungry unless they taste the poison. We need some one who is Punctual and not merely intelligent like you. Then only we can give peace to the martyrs and non martyrs who died on 26/11. We need a FULLSTOP to give meaning to every drop of blood wasted on 26/11.

Phal

Shabariche Borphal.
Ramache Ramphal.
Siteche Sitaphal.
Bharatache Wange.
Laxmanache Nishphal.
Hanumanache Shriphal.
Jatayuche Wayphal.
Rawanache Viphal.
Ani

Bibhishanache Saphal.

The Doosara n The Cheer Owner !

Harbhajan is the inventor of a Type of Googly known in modern cricket as Doosara. See his expertise while he cleanbold Mukesh Ambani: the owner of the Mumbai Indians after Mumbai Indians won the one sided semifinal n Neeta couldnt control her joy. What a Trophy !

देख कबीरा मुस्कुराया !

राम नवमी के शुभ अवसर पर >

छुरी एक बार भी न रखी बगलमें , कैसे लेऊं रामनाम

चुहा एक भी न मारा , कैसे जाऊं हजधाम ?

पात्र ढेरपेटों की भुखी हसती भीड देख

अपात्र कबीरा आज मुस्कुराया



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भगवंताचे राजनीतीक मनोगत

युध्द होणार !


महायुद्धच !

अटळ आहे !!

कौरव आणि पांडव दोघेही मला आपल्या बाजुने ये असे म्हणणार !

कौरवांचा महा घातकी, सत्तांध आणि हाती प्रचंड साम्राज्य असलेला पक्ष.

पांडव .. महा पराक्रमी, प्रतापी,शूर,वीर, निती संपन्न

पण

अव्यवहारी.. अवसान घातकी..

स्वता: वर संकटे ओढवून घेणारे ,

शत्रूला मित्र समजणारे..

द्रौपदीच्या वस्त्रहरणावेळी पाषाण बनू शकणारे निकम्मे ..

हलकट इतके की धावाही द्रौपदीलाच करावा लागला..

अरे हरामखोरांन्नो, बरे झाले कुंतीला पणाला लावले नाही ते.

द्रौपदीने धावा केला नसता, तर कुंतीचाही पदर ढळला असता.

काय फायदा तुमच्या ताकदीचा ?

तुमच्या बाजूने लढणे म्हणजे आत्महत्त्या करण्या सारखेच आहे.


ह्या बावळट पांडवाशी पाला पडणे आणि कौरवांशी पंगा घेणे या पेक्शा दुसरी भयानक द्विधा स्थिती असू शकत नाही.

करू तर काय करू ?


पांडव लहान सैन्य बळा पेक्शा, अल्पसंतुष्ट मानसीकते मुळे युद्धास पात्रच नाहीत.

पांडवांकडे जाणे म्हणजे व्यवहारीक अर्थाने निश्चित एक्स्ट्रीम जोखीम..

आपलेच सैन्य कौरवां कडून निर्दयी पणे मारले जाईल.

आपण वाचलोच, तर जिंकलेले कौरव नंतर आपल्याला व यादवांना सोडणार नाहीत.

कौरवां कडुन जाणे ? ..

हे तर सर्वात महा भयानक !

कौरवां कडून जाणे..

म्हणजे द्रौपदीशी विश्वासघात ..

शिवाय आपली अधर्माची बाजू घेण्याची पौलीसी व इच्छा नाही.

तसेही स्टैटिस्टीक सांगते की जगात रोज, डेली बेसिस वर

अधर्माचाच विजय होतो

जो कधीच साजरा केला जात नाही.

रोज जिंके त्याला कोण हसे ?

रोज रोज झाला असता,

तर, धर्माचा विजय कोण साजरे करील ?


पांडवांची बाजू धर्माची आहे.

ते जिंकले तर पाहीजेत.

जिंकण्या साठी ध्येय लागते.

यांना इन मिन ५ गावे पाहीजेत !

एकंदरीत पांडव विजयाची प्रोबेब्लीटी फारच कमी आहे.

या युद्धात हुतात्मा बनणे शहाणपणाचे नाही.

लायकी नसताना फुकट प्रसिद्धी मिळण्याचा खात्रीशीर मार्ग म्हणजे हुतात्मा बनणे असे समजदार लोकांचे म्हणणे आहे.

कर्म दरिद्री पांडवां करीता हुतात्मा बनणे अभीमानास्पद नाहीच.

म्हणजे, आपण त्यांचे शत्रू आहोत असे कौरवांना चुकुनही वाटता कामा नये.

जे काही वार होतील ते पांडवांवर झालेले बरे.

शेवटी युध्द त्यांचेच आहे.

आपण पांडवांच्या टीम मधे १२ वा खेळाडू असलो तरी पांडव मोअर द्यान खूष हॊतील.

कौरवांची बौडीलाईन गोलंदाजी आपल्याला फ़ेस देखील करावी लागणार नाही ..

तरीही पांडव जिंकलेच, तर आपल्याला यथोचीत व भरपूर श्रेय देतील.

कौरवां कडून लढलो,पांडवां पासून बचावत बचावत जिवंत राहीलो, कौरव जिंकले तरी कौरव छटाक भरा पेक्षा जास्ती श्रेय देणार नाहीत.

सुईच्या अग्रा एव्ह्ढी ही दानत नसलेले मला काय देतील भडवे ?

या युध्दाचा प्रवास आणि प्लानींग आपण आपल्या नितीने व रितीने केलेले बरे.

आपले स्वत:चे सैन्य पांडवां विरूद्ध असेल तर जास्त सुरक्षीत राहील. पांडव त्यांना जास्त इजा वा नुकसान पोहचवणार नाहीत.

मी कौरवां कडॆ गेलो तर कदाचीत पांडव कौरवां एवेजी माझ्यावर जास्त राग काढतील.

भीम जवळ आल्यास त्याच्या पासून १०० % धोका.

अर्जुन जवळ अथव दूर कुठेही असला तरी २०० % डेंजर आहे.

त्याला पोपटाच्या डोळ्या सारखा माझा गळ्या शिवाय सारखे दुसरे काहीच दिसणार नाही.

कुठलाच एक अथवा सर्व १०० कौरव मिळून देखील आपल्या करीता इतके खतरनाक नाही.

कौरवांच्या हलकट,पातळयंत्री व नालायकीला आपण पुरून उरू शकतो कारण आपण स्वत: पांडव नाही.

तसेच जाग्रुत झालेच, तर पांडवांच्या पराक्रमात आपला शहीद होऊ शकतो !

कौरवांचा शहीद !
युगा युगांचा नालायक अशी माझी ओळख तयार होईल !

उघड पणे आपण कुणाच्याच विरूद्ध नसावे हेच फार बरे.

(अरे ही तर कौंग्रेस नीती !)

हं.. आता ठरले..

आपले सैन्य कौरवां कडे ..आपण पाडवांकडे ..
आपण आणि आपले सैन्य दोघे ही जास्तीत जास्त सेफ् !

पांडवांकडे काम काय करायचे ?

बाकी सगळे पांडव एक एकटे लढतात.

ज्याची त्याची स्टाईल..

अर्जून रथाचा वापर करील ..

म्हणजे आपण १२ वा खेळाडू कोड्रींक चा रथ चालवतो तसे..

आपल्याला हेच बरे आहे..!!

अर्जून !!! गुड कंपनी.. माय बेस्ट एन्ड मोस्ट ट्र्स्टॆड फ्रेन्ड !

रादर दी बेस्ट कंपनी.. नो रिस्क ! ओन्ली फन !

होय .. असे असेल

तरच कदाचीत

पांडव जिंकू शकतील..






मी शहीद न होता !

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Vikram and Vetal : No Link, No Connection. Life Out of Coverage of Sensibility

Some body is Singing Song : " O Ssa maa ! Sama hai ye Pyaar ka ! Osama ! Kisi ke intajaar ka ! Osama ! Dil na Churaye kahi mera Mausam "Bahaar" Ka !" O Ssa maa !


Vikram : Samaa ka chiwada banake kaun Gaana gaarela hai be ?
Vetal : Abe paichanta nai kya ? Ye apana Arthor Rd wale Mohandas ki Awaj hai ! Ye saalaa Nalini pe lattu hai. She is Getting Freedom for her good behaviour. Kasabe is Gem of a Gentleman. If Nalini is showing us High Way of "Art of Living", Afzal Guruji Leading us on the Runway of "Fart of Living". So, Mahatma Mohandas Ajaymal Kasabe, our pure Marathi Speaking Divine Avatar will be taking us on the Launch Pad of the Super Fart of Nirvana.! He is too happy and dreams to marry Nalini n settle in MalabarHill !
Vikram : Magar usaka Nalini se lafada hone ka koi Link ya connection nahi hai !
Vetal : 100% Agreed. Just like Sharad Pawars says skyrocketing prices n Agriculture Ministry have no connection ! Its a mere coincidence that his pleasure and nations sorrow happens to be the same. Just like Defence Ministry has no conexan with threat from extremists, Law ministry has no conexan with Nalini and Afzal guru likely to be freebirds soon. Police have no conexion with increase in crime. The constable giving water to Kasabe, as if a waiter in a Hotel, Shinning n Nikamme Advocates, judiciary as a whole, the Admin Govt, the politicians in opposition have no conexan what so ever with innocent people killed on 26 /11. So, conexan is not necessory at all !
Vikram : Oh ! That sounds like the greatest of a satsang with all time unbeatable affair.
Vetal : Basically, people at large are right. They have no connection with this Nation.


Andar ki Awaz: O ssamaa.. Hai ye Pyaar ka Nalini ke intjaar ka..OSSAMA . Dil ne churayaa mere mausam "Bahaar" ka. Osama.. Ye gaana tha . 2009 kì Film , Jab Jab Terrorist Ghuse, Geetkar Banand Axee, Sangeetkar Aalyanji Kanand ji, Gaeeka Mataa Langeshkar.


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Vikram N Vetal : Makar Sankrant Episode.

Vikram = Khul ja sesame ! Khul ja sesame ! The door of the cell of Mohandas in Arthur Road Jail opened. Vetal : Mohandas ! How nice !! We have come today to greet you with the Til Gul as you speak so God God Marathi. By next year, Mumbai Vidyapeeth should honour you by conducting Convocation here it self to award you the Doctorate in Marathi. Mohandas: Welcome to Kasabe Mahal. U spoked True. Their esteem would skyrocket for sure. After all, I am the Owner of this country by Concquering it with minimum effort. Everybody in this India except me is a overly rewarded labourer. I am thankful to you all slaves who honestly serve me. I heard that people have to stand in long queues to get drinking water in Mumbai . How shameful ? Thats bad for Mazi Mumbai. U want a glass to drink ? I have got Iced Mineral water here. Take it , Vikram = I used to be a King. But never had any cold water. Things change beyond Imagination I totaly sympathies with you.. I need to tell you one discovary . We have discovered Ajaymalji . Mohandas : What ? U got Baba ? Where ? Hows Aai ? Is her TB in control ? Vetal : Ajaymalji was found in Mental Hospital. He got irriversible shock when he came to know about how police have fabricated you. Your Aai, Kajagaa bai, is on death bed. She is sure that u cannt be U and you are only genuine Paki Terrorist. Kajagaabai says I just cannt cry for anything anymore. Witnessing India cooking The unnatural calamity of the Millenium : Breast Feeding Kasab n surrogating the next pregnancy of the terrorirsts is the worst thing in her life. Mohandas = Arayre ! Tichyaicha Gho ! Mhatari marat nahi tyache dukkha mala nahi, pan kal sokawatoch ! ( No regrets that old woman refuse to die, but Relam of Disgust and agony continues to Expand). Vikram > O ! U are the greatest victim ! They fabricated u, ur dad gone Mad, ur mom dont belive you ! Vetal : Your Majesty, we bow to your Courage. Very Ujjuwaly, U have prooved every one 'Nikam'ma in the court ! We are your subjects ! Kindly eat the Til Gul now so that I can ride on Vikys back go to my hell on the Hanging Gardens. To write comments : Kindly Click "टिप्पणी" .
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Vikram n Vetal : Marketing The Sorrows, Enjoying the Shames and Digesting the Defeats.

Vetal : Why are you having heart burn and acidity ?

Vikram : I heard Cheers and Happy New Year from the Arthur
Road Jail. I have a loose acid gland and a weak digestive system. So I get acidity very often and indigestion too frequently.

Vetal : Vikram, do you know which Nation has the strongest Digestive Power ?

Vikram : The digestive power of India is tremendous.

Vetal : Arent you an Indian ? Do you have evidence ?

Vikram : I am an exceptional Indian with chronic acidity and indigestion is inherited from Netaji Subhashchandra Bose and Bhagat Singh who couldn't digest British Rule.

Excpet people like us , who respect our own Acidity, all others use all sorts of weirdest digestive therapies to pacify themselves like Fast unto death etc..

The Chronic Evidence :

1947

We digested Partition by enjoying the Elixir of Freedom. We Enjoyed singing "Saare Jahase Accha Hindustaa Hamara."

1949

We digested the assassination of Mahatma Gandhi by attacking and crushing Bramhins.

We enjoyed singing Ishwar Allah Tero Naam Sabako Sanmati De Bhagawan and Sabarmati Ke sant tune Kardiya Kamaal .

1965

We digested the defeat by China in war by Enjoying Neharu's tears added with the ultimate 'Taste Maker' emotional melody "E Mere Watan Ke Logo jara Aaknh me Bharalo Paani "

(What about teaching a lesson to China ?)

1983

We digested assassination of Indira Gandhi by frying Sikhs.

We enjoyed by pulling Rajeevji in Politics.

1991

We digested the most horrible killing of Late Shri Rajeev Gandhi. Now we are greeting the murders by saying "Hello How are you ? Thank you very much ! Also marked our respects by conferring Bachelor's Degrees in jails to these devils 2009.

We keep on enjoying Soniaji in the role of our Ring Master and playing all of us as Jokers.

2008

We digested the 26/11 by eating the main digestive preparation :

The golden glows of Mombattis ignited on the Cake of the "Farce One" : the Court Proceeding with Icing of the Mohandas Ajaymal Kasabe's befitting "Jawaab".

Tonics we consumed is "Force One" that's going to protect our Elected Members while general public is available for deep fry to the extremists next time.

We Even enjoy more when our Ring Master have no control over Jokers pulling jackets of alreday killed trapiz artists.

Vetal, After all , are we the biggest number of careless innocents meant to be chopped like vegetables ?

Vetal : I guess, we aren't less than self family eating cannibals.

Vikram : It says that every thing is fair in Love and War.

We Love our enemies.

And

War with our brothers.

Vetal : The real enemies of India are not Pakistan or China but our attitude to cover up shames and accept the defeats .

Vikram :Still We believe in Democracy ! We believe in judiciary !!

Out of

uncompromising indifference.

Out of

Passion to Live any how.

Out of

Fear of Death.

Out of

"As is where is" attitude.

Vetal : What is your prediction about the root cause of your acidity : Mo. Aj.Kasabe, in Happy 2010 ?

Vikram : You are sitting on the Hottest Seat , i.e my shoulders, I give you 5 options , instead of just 4.. You guess and select the right answer : Your Time Starts NOW !

Mo.Aj.Kasabe is most likely to

1.escape by bribing .

2.escape without bribing.

3.exchanged for the fatty farty Hostages.

4. get judicially accepted as an innocent.

5. slowly get digested like Afzal Guru and Rajeev's murders.

Vetal : Vikram, You keep on scaring me horribly again an again. All your options are having equal possibilities and equally frightening. I shall prefer to get Public Opinion. The Indian public is known to have expertise in "Marketing the Sorrows, Enjoying Shames and Digesting the Defeats."

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UPDATE : Why Moon impact Live web cast failed

This cartoon had predicted existence of Moon tunnel immediately after the Flop of LCROSS SHOW. original Post was uploaded on OCT 13. Now I am presenting a Recent discovery , they are claiming as a better Evidence.


Click Here to know new Findings of Gastrick Tracks of The Moon


* After a tiring post mortem all the other reasons were ruled out and this is the conclusion why did we not see any blast or plume or anything .. !