जाया ना करो

अपनी जख्में यु जाया ना करो
मुद्दतों का मरहम लगाया ना करो

अश्क अपने यू जाया ना करो
बुझी पलकोकी दवा पिया ना करो

अपनी तारीख युं जाया ना करो
सदियोंका जहर अब उगला ना करॊ

शौकत खुदाकी युं जाया ना करॊ
बाजुंओको गुलाम-ए- दरींदा बनाया ना करॊ

फरिश्तों के हालांत का कभी तो जायजा करो
दर्द उनके ए संदीप युंही जाया ना करॊ

-संदीप गोडबोले

मौसम के मिजाज

क्या से क्या हुए मिजाज मौसमके
खुशबुंऒंका क्या करे सुनी मैफीलॊंके

हमारी बातमें अब वो दम नही
ना ही उनके दम मे वो बात

करते तो है हम अबभी उनका इंतजार
पहले आने का करते थे अब जाने का

सांसोमे महसुस करे हम चमन का बुखार
काटॊंकी दवा के भी अब न कोई आसार

डरडर के चुप रहना या चुपकेसे बातें करना
नही ये राज हमारी खामोशीका

इंतजार तो बस है साकी तेरे होश मे आने का
सोचसोचके जीना या जी जी कर सोचते रहना

ख्वाहीशोकी मजार पर मरमर के आते रहना
फैसले अपने अपने बदलते है मौसम अपने अपने

---- संदीप गोडबोले

World without Melody Space.

I am a Worldspace Satellite Radio fan and subscriber since last 4 years. My 20 - 25 friends got the sets on my recommendation. Unbelievably, the company is shutting down on 31st Dec 2009. World space's Indian Subscrbr share is 50 % of global sum. Thats 4.5 lakh in India. 2.25 lakh subs are thru DTH joint bundling. There seems to be larger potential in Indian Market which parent US co. couldn't manage. Technology is all amazing. A 10 sq. inch flat antenna, connects to the Satellite. The quality of sound is marvellous and the music eternal. I used to carry the radio while camping at Devi Point Platue of Chikhaldara. I had soldered wires to its power supply to be fed on Car battery . At my shop many of Customers like it. They just drop in to listen a song or two on Farishta. Our lens glazers and workshop staff is addicted to the ambiance WS provided to the soul and mind thru ears. Since 1st Jan, My daughters wouldnt have a reason to fight with me for Farishta switching from Jhankar. The financial circumstances of WS are beyond our scope of understanding.
The reasons of such death may be the existence of mentality of Ramalingam Raju inside the company or an outsider venomous powerful competitor.
World space has created a standard in Listening Quality and Moral Standards. It delivered unsponsored containts. This is very remakrable as we see that even the wealthiest and capable organisations and persons look out for Sponcerships and try to extract the money from some one who has his own vested interests and nothing to do with the spirit and activity being sponcered. The media today earns on Ads and Breaks. Transmission On the Air earns but Off the Air episodes gives ability like black holes to suck and create black wealth.

Ws must be praised for they preferred to die bravely than unethically inserting Ads and Bakawas. WS deserves hats off for remaining honest n taking subscribers in confidence well in Advance and not silence was to tell us on 1st of Jan 2010. I consider myself fortunate to have 4 years of Golden times with world space. I have deep pain to miss it. But I am optimist for I suspect Tata Sky may take over in due course . Or, we will get Quality Radio transmission on new 3G mobile networks sooner or later.

The Black lining to the Golden Cloud >

To protect our music, culture art and every thing Technological, Financial and Legal Ownership is a must . It's nice that we could enjoy our own culture by paying to an American Company. But it's a shame that we don't have our own system to deliver the our own music and cultute. Let some Tata, Mallya or Mukesh own the Indian Culture.

Good bye WorldSpace !

I Pill Ki Aulad

Delivery k bad bachche ki mutthi band thi Mutthi khol k dekha to usme i-pill thi aur haath pe likha tha:
'Jaako rakhe Saiya maar sake na koy' Bacche ka naam hai Mohandas Ajaymal Kasabe .

The Psyche of The Crowd

Dont Miss to experiance the feeling next time you go in crowd. Seems each individual in the crowd considers every one Else responsible for the place being crowdy EXCEPT him self !!

थू : थू : थुरुर

Vetal : Vikram, tell me the difference between a Ghost and a Human.

Vikram : Fool, You are a Ghost and I am a Human.

Vetal : But I am a Humanitarian Ghost. Can you imagine any Ghostarian Human ?

Vikram : Yes . Off Course. His name is Shashi Tharur.

Vetal : Why do you precept him as Ghostarian Human ?

Vikram : Human being raping his own people an year after thier deaths is deadlier than any Ghost. He can only be called as A Ghostarian Human.

Vetal : Now what did he do ?

Vikram : Shashi Tharur has spitted again. This time, he is defending the delays in Hanging Kasab saying there is no hurry to India to hang Kasab. Shashi Tharur repeatedly proves that he is an UBI, (Unfortunatly Born in India). He is one of the Law Makers and supposed to put all his wisdom and energies to rejuvenate the dead judicial processes at least in case of the Kasab. Instead, he is advocating the garbage judiciary. He is betraying the Martyrs and the Victims.
He is stabbing the Bharatmata in her back. Any one who supports Tharur is a PERFECT ANTI NATIONAL.
He is incompetent to stay where he is, but unfortunately, the Time is what makes him most eligible to occupy the cushions he is warming.

Vetal : What is the solution ?

Vikram : Any person from Police and Armed forces should go and finish the job. Otherwise, the Public will one day destroy these Foreigners and thats the only way these Gawarani Anti Nationals would get enlightned.

Click here to Know What the Ghostarian Tharur Says
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THINGS To KNOW @ YOUR CELLPHONE

I got this info from: Sunil Ganu, my cousin in US. I am Adding few

tips for Indian conditions.

THINGS YOU MUST KNOW YOUR CELLPHONE COULD DO.

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.

Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: -

1.

The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked.

Try it out.

*

UP to dialing its ok. But nothing happened further.

Meaning : There is no emergency in India.

Confirm with Kasab, if you dont trust any one in India.

2.

Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have

remote keys? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keysare at home, call Someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone.Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door an have the person at your home press the unlock button,holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will

unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you.Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away,and if you can reach someone who has the other remote for your car,

you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cellphone! ; unbelievable but true. *

Requesting Friends with Central Locking Cars to try out.

3

Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an important call and you dont have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, pressthe keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.

* NOKIA, u have learnt to fight darkness from Maharashtra.Say thanks 2 MAHARASHTRA. Thats true with Non Symbian mobiles of Nokia. Models like 3310 3315 may be given a try.

4.

How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?To check your Mobile phones serial number, key in the

following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 # . A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewheresafe. When your phone get stolen,you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to

block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.

You probably won't get your phone back,but at least you know that whoever stole it cant use/sell it either. Try it out.

* Beg to differ . Never inform to block the phone to service providers. Inform nearest Cyber Crime branch. My father got back his lost handset thru them. They can trace the user to catch and fetch the hand set as soon as the thief started it. You can confirm the Number by pressing *#06# and show to police that it belongs to you.

Poaching The Lonely Tiger

The Spicy of the Tigers is very shy and illusive. They rule the domains with ease and grandeur. May it be Melghat or the Golf course. When ever their privacy cracks, the ado is worldwide. The Badshah of the golf holes got poached betn a hydrant, (The water hole! ) and a tree while negotiating an extra marital affair. The Media got in to auto fire mode and took maximum mileage by baiting the "Kill" on every hook they could find. Indians consider US culture as free lance and without life long commitments. When such junglee story reaches India, half the population wonders how can it be any News, when its all khullam khulla there , while half the subcontinent entertains it with great taste much more than any reality Big Boss chhaap show. They take it as a Fiction released in true world for entertainment. TOI , our National dirty news paper prints unimaginable details. Its all coz the Tiger owns Greatest of the Fortune. There is a proverb in Marathi "Wagh Sapade Pinjarya madhe.. Bayka pore Marati khade ," meaning when a power full person gets helpless, even the weakest punch him.
The Share holders of the Tigers Wealth are legitimate and otherwise.
The Lions share will be taken by the Tigress.
The Vultures and Scavengers include the whores , the media, the lawyers. No wonder the world will see carcass n corpses instead of Pug marks.
"Sabase Bada Ruppaiyya. "
It takes Humans to Greatest Altitudes.
If slipped,
Then helps the Gravity by accelarating towards the lowest deapth.

Multiply and Rule

Telangana issue has put regional aspirations on ignition. Some call it Division. Some illusion. But it can also be seen as Multiplication. A multiplication is a product of two entities resulting in high value. The immbalance in developement and the political relevance are the suspected entities of this multiplication. Until I wrote the above sentence, I had no clue abt details of the issue.

I am calling my friend at Hydrabad before proceeding further.

I just hanged up the call to my friend a Native Reddy at Hydrabad.

According to him, the discriminatory distribution of irrigation water of Nagarjun Sagar Dam , controlled by Non Telangana (NT= Andhra + Rayalsima )people and unfortunate heli death of Y .S. Reddy (Raylsima Chap) are the main entities .
YSR had done a Secrate Pact with TN to Hijack Godawari Water to NT under the guise of giving it to TN. Telangana holds the Nagarjun Sagar but it remains thirsty ; that too only up to January while NT enjoyz water untill June.
(Thats like Vidarbha. It generates more power than its own need, but Maharashtra sucks all of it and MSEB punishes us by charging more to Amravati And Nagpur saying For US, MSEB has to import it ! Rural Vidarbha is worst to suffer. They dont have option to buy at Capitation rates either ! }
Death of YSR brought the things to light n made political space available.

Another broad discrimination he told is : The Telangana is an ever drought region. NT are flood regions. The NT beuropolitical lobbies always dacoit Telangana resources. Huge money spent on flood relifes of NT and nothing for Draught relifs of T. The NT lobby is strong in money, musceles and mind.
The Telangana pople were tolerant and mentally careless like Vidarbhaits. So, the Mighty NTs kept snatching the resources of Telangana.
This got multiplied with absense of YSR and wiser of K. Chandrashekhar Rao, the Supremo of Telangana Rashtra Samiti (TRS).

TRS has successfully hit their arrow on the Bulls Eye the Sonia Mata of the Rahul Beta. She has blessed her consent as she is convinced that Congress has nothing to loose.
Now, the other Math operations left, the Division, Add, Subtract, Intigration, Derivation will be easier and only take just a bit of usual Indian eternity.

Vidarbha has Tais and Bhaus warming the cushans from Galli to Dilli. Like their voters, (Yatha Praja tatha Raja), Tais and Bhaus are yet ages behind in evolution. They dont have inner genes of the gutts to be Human beings infront of Beta and Mata. They are still Pet Animals with no control on dripping saliva and wagging tails. Happy to be loyal n honest to the pieces of leftovers thrown by their (emplyoed by Mataji) keepers belonging to Rest of Maharashtra, they prove Darwin Wrong. Had they even shown qualities of Monkies, there could have been a hope that some day their tails would disappear to be Homo Erectus.
Darwin, you missed us miserably and badly. Humans also appear to be descendants of Canines in this part of the world. They just Multiply without bringing Fruits for their breed who choose to get Ruled that way only .
The statehoods offer better opportunites to the Greeds of Sons of the Soils. Earlier, Goa Daman and Diu was UT. All the resources were controlled by Daman Diu Community. We can see developed Goa today because it got freedom from Daman Diu.

The last man in the society alwyas remain with Quoed Status, coz he cannt fight nor he is concerned about any thing.

The rational behind reorganisation shall be better done on basis of Population . There shall be an upper limit to population at every stage. A Family, Society, Colony, Ward, Muncipalty,Taluka, Jilha, Division, State must have limiting population in tune with resources but without enchroching anyones resources.

Either

Rule the population by arresting the Multiplication of Humans
or
Dividing their Geography.

The Mighty owns the Maths..

I love this Doctor

His practice has no room for new patients! Now, he's a medical wizard!

I love this Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise
can prolong life. Is this true?

A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that
it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speed
up heart not make live longer; that like say you can extend life of
car by driving faster. Want live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits
and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What
does cow eat? Hay and corn. What are these? Vegetables. So, steak
nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to
system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass
(green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give 100% recommended daily
allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is
distilled wine. That means they take water out of fruity bit; get even
more of goodness that way. Beer also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: If you have body and you have fat, ratio is one
to one. If you have two bodies, ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of
participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Cannot think of single one, sorry. My
philosophy: No Pain...Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods fried in
vegetable oil. How getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a
little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it
get bigger. You should only do sit-ups if want bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: You crazy? HELLO ... Cocoa beans! Vegetable!!!
Cocoa beans best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming good for figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any
misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

AND......

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's
the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the
truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat

And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat

And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine

And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4 The Italians drink a lot of red wine

And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots
of sausages and fats

And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION.....

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently what kills you !

Q ? & A

Vetal : Dear Vikram, like me, 15 people are hanging in the aisle of Aurangabad Nagpur Night Queen Asiad. I am compelled to control my intolerance by the silent acceptance of the situation by many of the senior citizens who purchased tickets for Nagpur to hang themselves to the roof rod and whom just dont know, whether and when they would be lucky to get a seat ! My easy go life addict mind's protest was transformed in a simple Q to the conductor, since when ST started allowing standing passengers in so called semi deluxe long distance buses ? He politely disclosed that Baajaar has ordered them to maximise Dhanda. Now, they have incentives based on revenue collected. Vikram, explain the situ.

Vikram : The perspective is incomplete and not unusual in a local focus .
In Panorama, see Now : Why not Pune Dadar Asiads of yours ( Vetal domicile of Hanging Garden, Malabar Hill ) are allowed to increase business this way ?
Why should standing passengers be charged the same 'un'fare ?
Why should semi luxury seated passengers be made to sympathise with the Hanging stinky n tunn 'country' men who may fall on them any moment ?
The roots are in our tolerance. We,the people of Marathwada and Vidarbha are spineless as compared with rest of maharashtra.
There are AC Volvo Buses by ST titled Shivneri running up to Aurangabad but for the sake of u Mumbai and Pune people.
Like the Electricity, the Coins ,(Chillar paise), No such buses for Vidarbha, the ocean of the Back log.
The usual apathy of the people themselves make two effects.
1st > The one who Must be Hanged, dearest of All the Quaide Bazar, one n only, the Great Gallentry Field Marshal QASSAB , on whom the multi Qrore Judicial Market Index got its Bull (shit) soaring surge, gets pampered along with his coughs, colds and newly acquired adorable Hernia and old free farts.

2nd >Those who must get at least a basic seat keep on hanging all their lifes !

Vetal Jubilantly : See , Vikram, now, the rush seems receding. Lots of the my hanging creed from Marathwada has got down in the middle of the night in Vidharbha. Remaining are happy to sit in the midway n sleeping with heads penduling betn the knees. Arent we people original n authentiq Zen ? We just neglect the hardships and do our Karma .

Vikram > I am going to sing a song in honour of your creed, the live slow Harakirs.
Say Wah wah and clap to applaud .

ऊड गये पंछी क्युं ?
सुना अब चमन क्युं ?

उड गये होश क्युं ?
जाम अब खामोश क्युं ?

रातदहाडॆ शोर क्युं ?
सन्नाटें अब गैर क्युं ?

सुखीं ये पलकें क्युं ?
मुफ्त अब जहर क्युं ?

मुर्दा ये जश्न क्युं ?
सांसे अब पत्थर क्युं ?

तनहा ये होठ क्युं ?
सुली पे अब स्वर्ग क्युं ?

कुचलें ये हाथ क्युं ?
पैर अब गुनहगार क्युं ?

राह राह ये लाल क्युं ?
रगरगमें अब पानी क्युं ?

दिमाग युं धडके क्युं ?
दौड अब खत्म क्युं ?

दिल इतना समझदार क्युं ?
यह इश्क नहि अंधा क्युं ?

हर पंक्ती पहेली क्युं ?
दुसरी की सहेली क्युं ?

ह्टा कर देखो "दुसरा क्युं ?"
सुलझेगा सहजही "पहला क्युं ? "

कौनसी एक ही चीज सभी का समाधान, क्युं ?
वो है : चारो ओर बाजार !! समझ गये वेताल, क्युं ?
§Vetal zooms to roof rod and swings.

The bus down loads Vikram near Amravati Railway Stn. 4 AM .
Vetal disappers in the darkness of Vidarbha dreaming the dawn like Telangana.

The Black Boxes and Black Holes of the Indian Railways.

On any platform of Railways huge Iron Trunks painted in black with names of Guards / Engine Drivers in white often laying as if official but lawaris are hard to be missed. The Black Boxes are seen in unimaginable random variations of Rectangular dimensions and resemble wealth vaults protecting invaluable assets. Pad locks of different sizes appear to trigger curiosity abt the stuff inside.Determined to let Not veporise, the usual flash of curiosity about the things inside these fortified looking boxes , I contacted one of my childhood classmate who happens to be a Station Master. He was a bit surprised and happy at my quest. The containts of these probably never ever opened mysteries can be grossly termed as Emergency Warning and Repair Tool Kit. Inside each such box, there are Flashes to be used during heavy FOG. When normal head and tail lamps of trains and Signals vanish coz of fog, these Flashes are to be used to avoid collisions. Theres a stock of Smoky Fire Crackers meant to be ignited on tracks to Alarm and attract the attaintion of driver of otherwise unfortunate oncoming trains. The crackers and smoke are deplyoed as dangers signal when train gets immovable coz of any technical snags like engine failuer, broken rails or fishplates etc. Apart from few usual tools like hammer, spanners and screw drivers, there are Vaccume Hoses, pressure gauges and other things. I will try to get obliged for getting a ON DISPLAY photograph of all these articles, except, if any regulation dont allow me to do so. Another old pinchy Q I asked to my friend , " Heavy Loads are supposed to run on a 3 phase motor. Then, how cum there is just 1 Over head Wire which touches a pentograph of the Engine ? " Ans : Its a DC suplly of 24.000 Volts that propells the Engine. I have to contact an Engine Driver to ask weather they feed it thru Alternater (~ AC) or step down method. Indian Railways are Just Gazab. They attract esteemed leaders like Lalus and Mamatas. The railway tracks are getting busy and busy per day. The Indian Railways make the Whole India a " Hagandari on Wheels " The toilets on the rails are the real Black Holes sucking and spraying ugliest matter all over our beloved Bharatmata . Govt. must install hyginic disposal systems like in airoplanes..

Tarasna

वो करते हैं जब बांते रेगिस्तां गुलिस्तां बनते है

वो बेखबर उनकी आहट के लिये हम सदियां तरसते है //


Sponteneous sprinkle on seeing words of my cousin on FB after a long time.

Mobile for Scientific Fraternity

Since last couple of months I am looking for a new mobile. Only Window based mobiles can permit me to write Marathi and Hindi Emails and blog. Touch phone is a must as its the arriving future. Screen Size must be 3 to 4 inches as I am getting presbiopic. Memory to be 16 gb. Need USB port. It has to be light wt, battery to last long. And price to be @ 15 thousand Rs. I was just on deciding the model. But I stumbled on mobile with Thermo, Baro, Alti meters and Compass ! That was my quarry 6 months ago. Now, let us hope it will be a windows based ! Click For Scientific Mobile

Diya tale Andhera !

Vetal : Vikram, why did you smiled once for a second but wept twice later ? Vikaram : Vetal, I smiled as I saw the March Past by the Force One on 26/11 . I thought they were going to Arthur Road to bring Kasab on Gateway to make seive of him . But then I heard, The Pleader of the Devil Kasab is removed by the Blind Godess of the Justice. The Godess seems not only blind folded but deaf, dumb and totally not having any concern for the heineous war played by the Devil Kasab. The Godess considers her self different than the Advocate. She doesnt realise that She Alone is responsible for the Delay. Only the person who has worked as The judge for a case in which his own real mother is raped and murdered , has got a Moral right to dare to be a judge for Kasab.I dont think such a person can ever exist. So, Every Judge in India should refuse to conduct Trial of Kasab, inspite of realising this truth, Judges arent even thinking to say So. Hence, I wept once. Vetal : Why did you wept second time ? Vikram : The Land of Maharashtra has now formed Force One. Its like growing mustaches and buying condoms by a person who did nt had Erection in many decades. As long as the Goddess of Justice is deaf, dumb, blindfolded and most imp, mentally unfit to realise that She is the Greatest Caretaker of Kasab if dont give way to Force One, by handing over Kasab to them for immidiate execution., so I wept. Vetal, didnt you see the Agony and Helplessness in the eyes of our beloved Bharatmata? Vetal : Yes, I do. But not a single politician have any concern about her and the Police staff who serves Kasab have no gutts to kick their Jobs and refuse to be a Servant of Kasab. Frustated Vetal took Vikram on the Top of Gateway. They are waiting there For Force one to ACT.