Vikram and Vetal : No Link, No Connection. Life Out of Coverage of Sensibility

Some body is Singing Song : " O Ssa maa ! Sama hai ye Pyaar ka ! Osama ! Kisi ke intajaar ka ! Osama ! Dil na Churaye kahi mera Mausam "Bahaar" Ka !" O Ssa maa !


Vikram : Samaa ka chiwada banake kaun Gaana gaarela hai be ?
Vetal : Abe paichanta nai kya ? Ye apana Arthor Rd wale Mohandas ki Awaj hai ! Ye saalaa Nalini pe lattu hai. She is Getting Freedom for her good behaviour. Kasabe is Gem of a Gentleman. If Nalini is showing us High Way of "Art of Living", Afzal Guruji Leading us on the Runway of "Fart of Living". So, Mahatma Mohandas Ajaymal Kasabe, our pure Marathi Speaking Divine Avatar will be taking us on the Launch Pad of the Super Fart of Nirvana.! He is too happy and dreams to marry Nalini n settle in MalabarHill !
Vikram : Magar usaka Nalini se lafada hone ka koi Link ya connection nahi hai !
Vetal : 100% Agreed. Just like Sharad Pawars says skyrocketing prices n Agriculture Ministry have no connection ! Its a mere coincidence that his pleasure and nations sorrow happens to be the same. Just like Defence Ministry has no conexan with threat from extremists, Law ministry has no conexan with Nalini and Afzal guru likely to be freebirds soon. Police have no conexion with increase in crime. The constable giving water to Kasabe, as if a waiter in a Hotel, Shinning n Nikamme Advocates, judiciary as a whole, the Admin Govt, the politicians in opposition have no conexan what so ever with innocent people killed on 26 /11. So, conexan is not necessory at all !
Vikram : Oh ! That sounds like the greatest of a satsang with all time unbeatable affair.
Vetal : Basically, people at large are right. They have no connection with this Nation.


Andar ki Awaz: O ssamaa.. Hai ye Pyaar ka Nalini ke intjaar ka..OSSAMA . Dil ne churayaa mere mausam "Bahaar" ka. Osama.. Ye gaana tha . 2009 kì Film , Jab Jab Terrorist Ghuse, Geetkar Banand Axee, Sangeetkar Aalyanji Kanand ji, Gaeeka Mataa Langeshkar.


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Vikram N Vetal : Makar Sankrant Episode.

Vikram = Khul ja sesame ! Khul ja sesame ! The door of the cell of Mohandas in Arthur Road Jail opened. Vetal : Mohandas ! How nice !! We have come today to greet you with the Til Gul as you speak so God God Marathi. By next year, Mumbai Vidyapeeth should honour you by conducting Convocation here it self to award you the Doctorate in Marathi. Mohandas: Welcome to Kasabe Mahal. U spoked True. Their esteem would skyrocket for sure. After all, I am the Owner of this country by Concquering it with minimum effort. Everybody in this India except me is a overly rewarded labourer. I am thankful to you all slaves who honestly serve me. I heard that people have to stand in long queues to get drinking water in Mumbai . How shameful ? Thats bad for Mazi Mumbai. U want a glass to drink ? I have got Iced Mineral water here. Take it , Vikram = I used to be a King. But never had any cold water. Things change beyond Imagination I totaly sympathies with you.. I need to tell you one discovary . We have discovered Ajaymalji . Mohandas : What ? U got Baba ? Where ? Hows Aai ? Is her TB in control ? Vetal : Ajaymalji was found in Mental Hospital. He got irriversible shock when he came to know about how police have fabricated you. Your Aai, Kajagaa bai, is on death bed. She is sure that u cannt be U and you are only genuine Paki Terrorist. Kajagaabai says I just cannt cry for anything anymore. Witnessing India cooking The unnatural calamity of the Millenium : Breast Feeding Kasab n surrogating the next pregnancy of the terrorirsts is the worst thing in her life. Mohandas = Arayre ! Tichyaicha Gho ! Mhatari marat nahi tyache dukkha mala nahi, pan kal sokawatoch ! ( No regrets that old woman refuse to die, but Relam of Disgust and agony continues to Expand). Vikram > O ! U are the greatest victim ! They fabricated u, ur dad gone Mad, ur mom dont belive you ! Vetal : Your Majesty, we bow to your Courage. Very Ujjuwaly, U have prooved every one 'Nikam'ma in the court ! We are your subjects ! Kindly eat the Til Gul now so that I can ride on Vikys back go to my hell on the Hanging Gardens. To write comments : Kindly Click "टिप्पणी" .
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Vikram n Vetal : Marketing The Sorrows, Enjoying the Shames and Digesting the Defeats.

Vetal : Why are you having heart burn and acidity ?

Vikram : I heard Cheers and Happy New Year from the Arthur
Road Jail. I have a loose acid gland and a weak digestive system. So I get acidity very often and indigestion too frequently.

Vetal : Vikram, do you know which Nation has the strongest Digestive Power ?

Vikram : The digestive power of India is tremendous.

Vetal : Arent you an Indian ? Do you have evidence ?

Vikram : I am an exceptional Indian with chronic acidity and indigestion is inherited from Netaji Subhashchandra Bose and Bhagat Singh who couldn't digest British Rule.

Excpet people like us , who respect our own Acidity, all others use all sorts of weirdest digestive therapies to pacify themselves like Fast unto death etc..

The Chronic Evidence :

1947

We digested Partition by enjoying the Elixir of Freedom. We Enjoyed singing "Saare Jahase Accha Hindustaa Hamara."

1949

We digested the assassination of Mahatma Gandhi by attacking and crushing Bramhins.

We enjoyed singing Ishwar Allah Tero Naam Sabako Sanmati De Bhagawan and Sabarmati Ke sant tune Kardiya Kamaal .

1965

We digested the defeat by China in war by Enjoying Neharu's tears added with the ultimate 'Taste Maker' emotional melody "E Mere Watan Ke Logo jara Aaknh me Bharalo Paani "

(What about teaching a lesson to China ?)

1983

We digested assassination of Indira Gandhi by frying Sikhs.

We enjoyed by pulling Rajeevji in Politics.

1991

We digested the most horrible killing of Late Shri Rajeev Gandhi. Now we are greeting the murders by saying "Hello How are you ? Thank you very much ! Also marked our respects by conferring Bachelor's Degrees in jails to these devils 2009.

We keep on enjoying Soniaji in the role of our Ring Master and playing all of us as Jokers.

2008

We digested the 26/11 by eating the main digestive preparation :

The golden glows of Mombattis ignited on the Cake of the "Farce One" : the Court Proceeding with Icing of the Mohandas Ajaymal Kasabe's befitting "Jawaab".

Tonics we consumed is "Force One" that's going to protect our Elected Members while general public is available for deep fry to the extremists next time.

We Even enjoy more when our Ring Master have no control over Jokers pulling jackets of alreday killed trapiz artists.

Vetal, After all , are we the biggest number of careless innocents meant to be chopped like vegetables ?

Vetal : I guess, we aren't less than self family eating cannibals.

Vikram : It says that every thing is fair in Love and War.

We Love our enemies.

And

War with our brothers.

Vetal : The real enemies of India are not Pakistan or China but our attitude to cover up shames and accept the defeats .

Vikram :Still We believe in Democracy ! We believe in judiciary !!

Out of

uncompromising indifference.

Out of

Passion to Live any how.

Out of

Fear of Death.

Out of

"As is where is" attitude.

Vetal : What is your prediction about the root cause of your acidity : Mo. Aj.Kasabe, in Happy 2010 ?

Vikram : You are sitting on the Hottest Seat , i.e my shoulders, I give you 5 options , instead of just 4.. You guess and select the right answer : Your Time Starts NOW !

Mo.Aj.Kasabe is most likely to

1.escape by bribing .

2.escape without bribing.

3.exchanged for the fatty farty Hostages.

4. get judicially accepted as an innocent.

5. slowly get digested like Afzal Guru and Rajeev's murders.

Vetal : Vikram, You keep on scaring me horribly again an again. All your options are having equal possibilities and equally frightening. I shall prefer to get Public Opinion. The Indian public is known to have expertise in "Marketing the Sorrows, Enjoying Shames and Digesting the Defeats."

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UPDATE : Why Moon impact Live web cast failed

This cartoon had predicted existence of Moon tunnel immediately after the Flop of LCROSS SHOW. original Post was uploaded on OCT 13. Now I am presenting a Recent discovery , they are claiming as a better Evidence.


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* After a tiring post mortem all the other reasons were ruled out and this is the conclusion why did we not see any blast or plume or anything .. !