Waha Paani Kam tha !

American Policy Quote by George Bush " Billions of Dollars to Root Out Terrorisum , not a penny for Homage and Tribute Programmes " And we follow exactly opposite policy ! Look at the Tribute Shows. Look at the widows of Martyer Celebrities. They should demand INSTANT PUBLIC HANGING of Kasab and stage Protest infront of Arthur Road Jail. Instead, they are worried about Petrol Pumps not being allotted yet to the so called Martyers ! Learn to distinguish at Real Heros who fought. Dump those who just got killed coz of own carelessness and going casually to satisfy the stupid curiosity of seeing what was it all about, steering wheel and mobiles in hands instead of stenguns and grenades. Its a shame of irrisponsibility of glaring incompetence . Gum is baat ka nahi ki naiya doob gayee.. Balki is baat ka hai ki waha paani kam tha ! My Tributes to all those who fought with Hosh . May we all get wisdom to be in Hosh : every moment , 24*365 .

Vikram And Vetal : 26th Story : 26/11 Version.

King Vikram pulled down the Body hanging in the Hanging Garden, Malabar Hill, Mumbai, dumped it in the front seat of Nano, snatch locked the safety belt.
Turned on the key and smoothly dissolved the Nano in the traffic down the Peddar Road.
The Vetal in the body started talking with Vikram.
'O ! Vikram, I am going to refresh your memories of 2008. First let me Introduce my self. I am the consolidated Spirit of all victims of 26/11 attack .
Now, listen carefully. The crew of the Fishing Trawler Kuber, the common men ,children on CST and slumdogs of Mumbai streets, Creamy Layers at Taj n Trident, the ATS Top Brass and NSG, Fire Brigrades and Police men, these are spirits consolidated in me. Tell me Vikram, how will you catagories and allot us heirarchy according to performance ? "
Vikram said thoughtfully," One shouldnt discriminate after the death.
But if it is in the National Interest then with full honour to every one , we must do it.
The catagories are
1. Those who lived n died like a mice
2. Those who lived like lion but died like a mice
3. Those who lived, fought n died Like Lion. : The Gallentries, the Lions are real HEROs.
As usual, first 2 catagories being Majority, those have adulterated the Purity of Myrterdome on the basis of their Numbers and level of occupancy of their incompetancy."
Just as Nano passed on Arthur Rd Vetal asked : "What is your opinion about Future of Kasab ?"
Vikram : Judicial process is like sincerely answering a whole Question Paper of the subject which is out of Syllabus. Any Warrior shall never ever be prosecuted at all. They must be eliminated instantly.
Vetal : We belong to Land of The Mahatma. Wouldnt it be shameful to Ahimsa if we dont forgive Kasab?
Vikram :Forgivance is a Virtue of the Courgeous and Powerful people. It does not belong to chicken hearted, selfish, death fearing coward society.
Vetal: How dare you call us Cowards ?
Vikram : Nation which trades Terrorists time and again is nothing but a coward one. Forgot Rubaiya Mufti and Kandahar episodes ? If you dont eliminate Kasab, then u are creating a bargain pitch with terrorists and anti Nationals.
Vetal : You look nervous. Whats troubling you so much ?
Vikram : Disguisting ! Now , look at Taj, Gate way , Trident, CST, India TVC, preparations to celebrate the First Homage Festival of 26/11 are in full swing.
The TRP projections, the Glyserine tear fountains,the Crocodiles are almost ready like a perfect Zen, totally unmindfull towards Lion's non existance in tandem with sole existance mice..
You will witness in real life, the Lions would be dumped behind the scene and Mices will be flashing on Centre Stage.
Vetal :Horrific ! What are dos and donts for paying Homage on 26/11 ?

Vikram :
1.Treat Lions as Lions and Mice as Mice. Remember, all Martyers are Also Victims but All Victims are Not Martyers
2.Unitedly demand to make a law to empower President of India so that She can scrap judicial process and hang Kasab at the earliest. Thats Expanding the Syllabus to suit the Question Paper in hand.
Silence in the Nano for few momnets.

Vikram :O Vetal, I saw you dissappered for few moments . Where had you gone ?

Vetal : I had a secrate investigation The water cum winter proof jacket they have provided to Kasab resembles the same as Bullet proof jackets reportedly gone missing recently.! Let it be. But you havent told me where to click to know more about cowardly acts of the shameless leaders of the Nude people ?

Vikram :


1. Click Here to read interview with Mehbuba Mufti ;
2. Diplomatic P.Chidambaram on Jan 22,2009
And
3. Read Here PC = Politically Correct !

The Nano reaches Gate Way of India.
Vetal : Wishing Bharat Mata All the best ! I am going back to the Hanging Garden untill we Hang Kasab here at Gate Way of India !

Made in China

Today Amravati police siezed 300 Chinese Hens. Police must test those before public eats for obvious reasons. Every one knows that we use all chinese items right from Condoms, Baby Cloths, to Chinese Food, ( Incl. Varhadi Chinese fusion) to Agarbattis for Funeral. Things we alwyas over look and never realise that China is the Source are : 1. Naxalisam alise Mao ism. Recently, they have uprooted Nepali Political System, now, its our turn. 2. Dalai Lama. Our fool leaders feel comfortable to differentiate Jihadis and Maoist. Considering Maoist dont need Millitary Action is a great mistake. They are having supplies from China, chip and abundent . Every alternate day, we read about protest done for Maps cutting off Indian land to be shown as Owned by China. But no shame that we lost war in 1962 and China took away Tibet. We dont mind this. We just accepted the defeat and never think that Tibet is our land, claiming it is beyond imagination. In such situation, we have no right to give refuge to Dalai Lama. Govt. Should ask them to return to Tibet as we have acknowledged the defeat or Join us in fighting Naxalisam. Why not build a Dalai Lama Brigrade and deploy it to fight Maoists? Like Gandhiji ran away from taking political responsibility, Dalai Lama dont want to participate in Action. Why not to do it ? It appears China has strategic motivation to take over the Political System thru Maoist as a revenge for Sheltering the Lama. The Maoism must be ruthlessly crushed. Do we have the foresite and courage ? Click here to know abt Maoism

Vikram n Vetal The Dragon Version

I happened to visit one of the oldest and First Buddhist Temple built in the ancient city of Guangzou, the Capital of Gungdong Province of China. Its built about 1500 years ago. Click Here To visit 6 Baniyan Temple The campus was clean, neat but not welcoming. When I offered Agarbatti Packs as a token of friendship and love to the last departing saffron clad young Bhikkhu about 16 = 17 years old, looking into my eyes he politely asked whether I can speak Chinese. I said No.. As thats my first visit. Just after my No, he , looking back eye to eye even more politely he shot back, "We dont accept gifts from people who dont speak Chinese !" and vanished away as quickly he could to the huge hostel just besides. The Temple was left with 2 bus loads of Indian Businessmen and just 3 old Chinese who couldnt speak English. I ignited all the Agarbattis and placed in the Huge vase built like Vrindawan. The figure of Dragon formed with the Agarbatti Smoke askd me " I wonder if thats an example or a horrible warning ? Sandeep, shouldnt Indians too, must check their uncontrollable passion for accepting all kinds of "Incoming Free" bullshit stuff ? So, My dear Indians, pl answer above question in your minds or the Dragon would hang you on to the Tree of the Time , for ever. > Thats My Own Real Life Experiance.

Defining Divinity

Accidental enchrochment by the thumb impressions of the things Below the sensable, rememberable and thinkable Experiances (Ultra Things) & Above the limits of expected forcastable Imaginations (Infra Things) creating pleasure and happiness is Divinity. If it generates agony and pain, its devility !! .= Generated coz of unimagined stimulous from comment chain on Facebook.

Vikram n Vetal : ONLINE version

Sandeep ne apla hatta sodala nahi. Net waril smashanaa madhil online librarichya zaada war lataklelya Vetal Panchvishila mobile war down lodun to lihu lagala ! Just got retro curious and checked. Found very interesting version. Got irritated coz version isnt mobile friendly and I hate pcs now a days. Couldnt read for more than 10 mnts, but containt of first story is like I have said earlier. James Bond version concept has got unexpected evidance. Sir Richard Burton has contributed to Translet it to English from Hindi. ! The Vamp in mobile asking me Tell me when r u uploading the Link ? I said Right Now !! J U S T C L I C K H E R E !

Vetal Panchvishi : James Bond n Mogli Versions !

I dont really remember whether me n my friends had read the same text book of Vetal Panchvishi in my school age. I am in a greatest of belated rather beYeard or beAged shock shattering the Ritcher scale, if it was so. This book is appearing to me as James Bond Version. The nostalgic fragrance I remember was much like Mogli. There is hardly any story without depicting extra marital affairs. Or may be Man woman attraction elaborated so wisely that children could be administered as easily as any flevoured n sweet pediatric oral preparation, while for adults it is no less than any action packed ,thrilling n sexy Bond film made only for advocating Morals !!

Causes of Sin, Ailment and Sorrow

Another Gem found in Vikram and Vetal :
Root Causes of

1. Sin : Unlimited Greed

2. Ailment : Unlimited Indulgence

3. Sorrow : Unlimited Attachment.

How true they are even today !

Vikram N Vetal

An old marathi Edition of Vetal Panchveeshee is in hand. May be 25 to 30 yrs old. The morals are powerful enough to be appriciated by Adults rather than children alone. Once, a begger gets a miracle fruit as the Prasad from God. The eater of the fruit would live for ever. The beggers wife warns him that its better to die than keep begging eternally. And so, they trade it with the king. The fruit changes hand from King to Q to her lover to a prostitute and back to the king again ! The king in disbelif and shaken, eats the fruit and goes away in jungles leaving beind the illusive world ! The story goes ahead with twists and stunning situations. It contains many " Thoughts of the Day. " The gem being ' Performing Skill, differences in family, sex, medicines,donation, honour and insults should never be disclosed to 6 ears. (Three Persons) ' It means nothing is secrate , if known by 3rd person. If hold by only 2, its immpossible even for the Almity to know it !