Q ? & A

Vetal : Dear Vikram, like me, 15 people are hanging in the aisle of Aurangabad Nagpur Night Queen Asiad. I am compelled to control my intolerance by the silent acceptance of the situation by many of the senior citizens who purchased tickets for Nagpur to hang themselves to the roof rod and whom just dont know, whether and when they would be lucky to get a seat ! My easy go life addict mind's protest was transformed in a simple Q to the conductor, since when ST started allowing standing passengers in so called semi deluxe long distance buses ? He politely disclosed that Baajaar has ordered them to maximise Dhanda. Now, they have incentives based on revenue collected. Vikram, explain the situ.

Vikram : The perspective is incomplete and not unusual in a local focus .
In Panorama, see Now : Why not Pune Dadar Asiads of yours ( Vetal domicile of Hanging Garden, Malabar Hill ) are allowed to increase business this way ?
Why should standing passengers be charged the same 'un'fare ?
Why should semi luxury seated passengers be made to sympathise with the Hanging stinky n tunn 'country' men who may fall on them any moment ?
The roots are in our tolerance. We,the people of Marathwada and Vidarbha are spineless as compared with rest of maharashtra.
There are AC Volvo Buses by ST titled Shivneri running up to Aurangabad but for the sake of u Mumbai and Pune people.
Like the Electricity, the Coins ,(Chillar paise), No such buses for Vidarbha, the ocean of the Back log.
The usual apathy of the people themselves make two effects.
1st > The one who Must be Hanged, dearest of All the Quaide Bazar, one n only, the Great Gallentry Field Marshal QASSAB , on whom the multi Qrore Judicial Market Index got its Bull (shit) soaring surge, gets pampered along with his coughs, colds and newly acquired adorable Hernia and old free farts.

2nd >Those who must get at least a basic seat keep on hanging all their lifes !

Vetal Jubilantly : See , Vikram, now, the rush seems receding. Lots of the my hanging creed from Marathwada has got down in the middle of the night in Vidharbha. Remaining are happy to sit in the midway n sleeping with heads penduling betn the knees. Arent we people original n authentiq Zen ? We just neglect the hardships and do our Karma .

Vikram > I am going to sing a song in honour of your creed, the live slow Harakirs.
Say Wah wah and clap to applaud .

ऊड गये पंछी क्युं ?
सुना अब चमन क्युं ?

उड गये होश क्युं ?
जाम अब खामोश क्युं ?

रातदहाडॆ शोर क्युं ?
सन्नाटें अब गैर क्युं ?

सुखीं ये पलकें क्युं ?
मुफ्त अब जहर क्युं ?

मुर्दा ये जश्न क्युं ?
सांसे अब पत्थर क्युं ?

तनहा ये होठ क्युं ?
सुली पे अब स्वर्ग क्युं ?

कुचलें ये हाथ क्युं ?
पैर अब गुनहगार क्युं ?

राह राह ये लाल क्युं ?
रगरगमें अब पानी क्युं ?

दिमाग युं धडके क्युं ?
दौड अब खत्म क्युं ?

दिल इतना समझदार क्युं ?
यह इश्क नहि अंधा क्युं ?

हर पंक्ती पहेली क्युं ?
दुसरी की सहेली क्युं ?

ह्टा कर देखो "दुसरा क्युं ?"
सुलझेगा सहजही "पहला क्युं ? "

कौनसी एक ही चीज सभी का समाधान, क्युं ?
वो है : चारो ओर बाजार !! समझ गये वेताल, क्युं ?
§Vetal zooms to roof rod and swings.

The bus down loads Vikram near Amravati Railway Stn. 4 AM .
Vetal disappers in the darkness of Vidarbha dreaming the dawn like Telangana.

The Black Boxes and Black Holes of the Indian Railways.

On any platform of Railways huge Iron Trunks painted in black with names of Guards / Engine Drivers in white often laying as if official but lawaris are hard to be missed. The Black Boxes are seen in unimaginable random variations of Rectangular dimensions and resemble wealth vaults protecting invaluable assets. Pad locks of different sizes appear to trigger curiosity abt the stuff inside.Determined to let Not veporise, the usual flash of curiosity about the things inside these fortified looking boxes , I contacted one of my childhood classmate who happens to be a Station Master. He was a bit surprised and happy at my quest. The containts of these probably never ever opened mysteries can be grossly termed as Emergency Warning and Repair Tool Kit. Inside each such box, there are Flashes to be used during heavy FOG. When normal head and tail lamps of trains and Signals vanish coz of fog, these Flashes are to be used to avoid collisions. Theres a stock of Smoky Fire Crackers meant to be ignited on tracks to Alarm and attract the attaintion of driver of otherwise unfortunate oncoming trains. The crackers and smoke are deplyoed as dangers signal when train gets immovable coz of any technical snags like engine failuer, broken rails or fishplates etc. Apart from few usual tools like hammer, spanners and screw drivers, there are Vaccume Hoses, pressure gauges and other things. I will try to get obliged for getting a ON DISPLAY photograph of all these articles, except, if any regulation dont allow me to do so. Another old pinchy Q I asked to my friend , " Heavy Loads are supposed to run on a 3 phase motor. Then, how cum there is just 1 Over head Wire which touches a pentograph of the Engine ? " Ans : Its a DC suplly of 24.000 Volts that propells the Engine. I have to contact an Engine Driver to ask weather they feed it thru Alternater (~ AC) or step down method. Indian Railways are Just Gazab. They attract esteemed leaders like Lalus and Mamatas. The railway tracks are getting busy and busy per day. The Indian Railways make the Whole India a " Hagandari on Wheels " The toilets on the rails are the real Black Holes sucking and spraying ugliest matter all over our beloved Bharatmata . Govt. must install hyginic disposal systems like in airoplanes..

Tarasna

वो करते हैं जब बांते रेगिस्तां गुलिस्तां बनते है

वो बेखबर उनकी आहट के लिये हम सदियां तरसते है //


Sponteneous sprinkle on seeing words of my cousin on FB after a long time.

Mobile for Scientific Fraternity

Since last couple of months I am looking for a new mobile. Only Window based mobiles can permit me to write Marathi and Hindi Emails and blog. Touch phone is a must as its the arriving future. Screen Size must be 3 to 4 inches as I am getting presbiopic. Memory to be 16 gb. Need USB port. It has to be light wt, battery to last long. And price to be @ 15 thousand Rs. I was just on deciding the model. But I stumbled on mobile with Thermo, Baro, Alti meters and Compass ! That was my quarry 6 months ago. Now, let us hope it will be a windows based ! Click For Scientific Mobile

Diya tale Andhera !

Vetal : Vikram, why did you smiled once for a second but wept twice later ? Vikaram : Vetal, I smiled as I saw the March Past by the Force One on 26/11 . I thought they were going to Arthur Road to bring Kasab on Gateway to make seive of him . But then I heard, The Pleader of the Devil Kasab is removed by the Blind Godess of the Justice. The Godess seems not only blind folded but deaf, dumb and totally not having any concern for the heineous war played by the Devil Kasab. The Godess considers her self different than the Advocate. She doesnt realise that She Alone is responsible for the Delay. Only the person who has worked as The judge for a case in which his own real mother is raped and murdered , has got a Moral right to dare to be a judge for Kasab.I dont think such a person can ever exist. So, Every Judge in India should refuse to conduct Trial of Kasab, inspite of realising this truth, Judges arent even thinking to say So. Hence, I wept once. Vetal : Why did you wept second time ? Vikram : The Land of Maharashtra has now formed Force One. Its like growing mustaches and buying condoms by a person who did nt had Erection in many decades. As long as the Goddess of Justice is deaf, dumb, blindfolded and most imp, mentally unfit to realise that She is the Greatest Caretaker of Kasab if dont give way to Force One, by handing over Kasab to them for immidiate execution., so I wept. Vetal, didnt you see the Agony and Helplessness in the eyes of our beloved Bharatmata? Vetal : Yes, I do. But not a single politician have any concern about her and the Police staff who serves Kasab have no gutts to kick their Jobs and refuse to be a Servant of Kasab. Frustated Vetal took Vikram on the Top of Gateway. They are waiting there For Force one to ACT.

Waha Paani Kam tha !

American Policy Quote by George Bush " Billions of Dollars to Root Out Terrorisum , not a penny for Homage and Tribute Programmes " And we follow exactly opposite policy ! Look at the Tribute Shows. Look at the widows of Martyer Celebrities. They should demand INSTANT PUBLIC HANGING of Kasab and stage Protest infront of Arthur Road Jail. Instead, they are worried about Petrol Pumps not being allotted yet to the so called Martyers ! Learn to distinguish at Real Heros who fought. Dump those who just got killed coz of own carelessness and going casually to satisfy the stupid curiosity of seeing what was it all about, steering wheel and mobiles in hands instead of stenguns and grenades. Its a shame of irrisponsibility of glaring incompetence . Gum is baat ka nahi ki naiya doob gayee.. Balki is baat ka hai ki waha paani kam tha ! My Tributes to all those who fought with Hosh . May we all get wisdom to be in Hosh : every moment , 24*365 .

Vikram And Vetal : 26th Story : 26/11 Version.

King Vikram pulled down the Body hanging in the Hanging Garden, Malabar Hill, Mumbai, dumped it in the front seat of Nano, snatch locked the safety belt.
Turned on the key and smoothly dissolved the Nano in the traffic down the Peddar Road.
The Vetal in the body started talking with Vikram.
'O ! Vikram, I am going to refresh your memories of 2008. First let me Introduce my self. I am the consolidated Spirit of all victims of 26/11 attack .
Now, listen carefully. The crew of the Fishing Trawler Kuber, the common men ,children on CST and slumdogs of Mumbai streets, Creamy Layers at Taj n Trident, the ATS Top Brass and NSG, Fire Brigrades and Police men, these are spirits consolidated in me. Tell me Vikram, how will you catagories and allot us heirarchy according to performance ? "
Vikram said thoughtfully," One shouldnt discriminate after the death.
But if it is in the National Interest then with full honour to every one , we must do it.
The catagories are
1. Those who lived n died like a mice
2. Those who lived like lion but died like a mice
3. Those who lived, fought n died Like Lion. : The Gallentries, the Lions are real HEROs.
As usual, first 2 catagories being Majority, those have adulterated the Purity of Myrterdome on the basis of their Numbers and level of occupancy of their incompetancy."
Just as Nano passed on Arthur Rd Vetal asked : "What is your opinion about Future of Kasab ?"
Vikram : Judicial process is like sincerely answering a whole Question Paper of the subject which is out of Syllabus. Any Warrior shall never ever be prosecuted at all. They must be eliminated instantly.
Vetal : We belong to Land of The Mahatma. Wouldnt it be shameful to Ahimsa if we dont forgive Kasab?
Vikram :Forgivance is a Virtue of the Courgeous and Powerful people. It does not belong to chicken hearted, selfish, death fearing coward society.
Vetal: How dare you call us Cowards ?
Vikram : Nation which trades Terrorists time and again is nothing but a coward one. Forgot Rubaiya Mufti and Kandahar episodes ? If you dont eliminate Kasab, then u are creating a bargain pitch with terrorists and anti Nationals.
Vetal : You look nervous. Whats troubling you so much ?
Vikram : Disguisting ! Now , look at Taj, Gate way , Trident, CST, India TVC, preparations to celebrate the First Homage Festival of 26/11 are in full swing.
The TRP projections, the Glyserine tear fountains,the Crocodiles are almost ready like a perfect Zen, totally unmindfull towards Lion's non existance in tandem with sole existance mice..
You will witness in real life, the Lions would be dumped behind the scene and Mices will be flashing on Centre Stage.
Vetal :Horrific ! What are dos and donts for paying Homage on 26/11 ?

Vikram :
1.Treat Lions as Lions and Mice as Mice. Remember, all Martyers are Also Victims but All Victims are Not Martyers
2.Unitedly demand to make a law to empower President of India so that She can scrap judicial process and hang Kasab at the earliest. Thats Expanding the Syllabus to suit the Question Paper in hand.
Silence in the Nano for few momnets.

Vikram :O Vetal, I saw you dissappered for few moments . Where had you gone ?

Vetal : I had a secrate investigation The water cum winter proof jacket they have provided to Kasab resembles the same as Bullet proof jackets reportedly gone missing recently.! Let it be. But you havent told me where to click to know more about cowardly acts of the shameless leaders of the Nude people ?

Vikram :


1. Click Here to read interview with Mehbuba Mufti ;
2. Diplomatic P.Chidambaram on Jan 22,2009
And
3. Read Here PC = Politically Correct !

The Nano reaches Gate Way of India.
Vetal : Wishing Bharat Mata All the best ! I am going back to the Hanging Garden untill we Hang Kasab here at Gate Way of India !

Made in China

Today Amravati police siezed 300 Chinese Hens. Police must test those before public eats for obvious reasons. Every one knows that we use all chinese items right from Condoms, Baby Cloths, to Chinese Food, ( Incl. Varhadi Chinese fusion) to Agarbattis for Funeral. Things we alwyas over look and never realise that China is the Source are : 1. Naxalisam alise Mao ism. Recently, they have uprooted Nepali Political System, now, its our turn. 2. Dalai Lama. Our fool leaders feel comfortable to differentiate Jihadis and Maoist. Considering Maoist dont need Millitary Action is a great mistake. They are having supplies from China, chip and abundent . Every alternate day, we read about protest done for Maps cutting off Indian land to be shown as Owned by China. But no shame that we lost war in 1962 and China took away Tibet. We dont mind this. We just accepted the defeat and never think that Tibet is our land, claiming it is beyond imagination. In such situation, we have no right to give refuge to Dalai Lama. Govt. Should ask them to return to Tibet as we have acknowledged the defeat or Join us in fighting Naxalisam. Why not build a Dalai Lama Brigrade and deploy it to fight Maoists? Like Gandhiji ran away from taking political responsibility, Dalai Lama dont want to participate in Action. Why not to do it ? It appears China has strategic motivation to take over the Political System thru Maoist as a revenge for Sheltering the Lama. The Maoism must be ruthlessly crushed. Do we have the foresite and courage ? Click here to know abt Maoism

Vikram n Vetal The Dragon Version

I happened to visit one of the oldest and First Buddhist Temple built in the ancient city of Guangzou, the Capital of Gungdong Province of China. Its built about 1500 years ago. Click Here To visit 6 Baniyan Temple The campus was clean, neat but not welcoming. When I offered Agarbatti Packs as a token of friendship and love to the last departing saffron clad young Bhikkhu about 16 = 17 years old, looking into my eyes he politely asked whether I can speak Chinese. I said No.. As thats my first visit. Just after my No, he , looking back eye to eye even more politely he shot back, "We dont accept gifts from people who dont speak Chinese !" and vanished away as quickly he could to the huge hostel just besides. The Temple was left with 2 bus loads of Indian Businessmen and just 3 old Chinese who couldnt speak English. I ignited all the Agarbattis and placed in the Huge vase built like Vrindawan. The figure of Dragon formed with the Agarbatti Smoke askd me " I wonder if thats an example or a horrible warning ? Sandeep, shouldnt Indians too, must check their uncontrollable passion for accepting all kinds of "Incoming Free" bullshit stuff ? So, My dear Indians, pl answer above question in your minds or the Dragon would hang you on to the Tree of the Time , for ever. > Thats My Own Real Life Experiance.

Defining Divinity

Accidental enchrochment by the thumb impressions of the things Below the sensable, rememberable and thinkable Experiances (Ultra Things) & Above the limits of expected forcastable Imaginations (Infra Things) creating pleasure and happiness is Divinity. If it generates agony and pain, its devility !! .= Generated coz of unimagined stimulous from comment chain on Facebook.