Vikram N Vetal : Makar Sankrant Episode.

Vikram = Khul ja sesame ! Khul ja sesame ! The door of the cell of Mohandas in Arthur Road Jail opened. Vetal : Mohandas ! How nice !! We have come today to greet you with the Til Gul as you speak so God God Marathi. By next year, Mumbai Vidyapeeth should honour you by conducting Convocation here it self to award you the Doctorate in Marathi. Mohandas: Welcome to Kasabe Mahal. U spoked True. Their esteem would skyrocket for sure. After all, I am the Owner of this country by Concquering it with minimum effort. Everybody in this India except me is a overly rewarded labourer. I am thankful to you all slaves who honestly serve me. I heard that people have to stand in long queues to get drinking water in Mumbai . How shameful ? Thats bad for Mazi Mumbai. U want a glass to drink ? I have got Iced Mineral water here. Take it , Vikram = I used to be a King. But never had any cold water. Things change beyond Imagination I totaly sympathies with you.. I need to tell you one discovary . We have discovered Ajaymalji . Mohandas : What ? U got Baba ? Where ? Hows Aai ? Is her TB in control ? Vetal : Ajaymalji was found in Mental Hospital. He got irriversible shock when he came to know about how police have fabricated you. Your Aai, Kajagaa bai, is on death bed. She is sure that u cannt be U and you are only genuine Paki Terrorist. Kajagaabai says I just cannt cry for anything anymore. Witnessing India cooking The unnatural calamity of the Millenium : Breast Feeding Kasab n surrogating the next pregnancy of the terrorirsts is the worst thing in her life. Mohandas = Arayre ! Tichyaicha Gho ! Mhatari marat nahi tyache dukkha mala nahi, pan kal sokawatoch ! ( No regrets that old woman refuse to die, but Relam of Disgust and agony continues to Expand). Vikram > O ! U are the greatest victim ! They fabricated u, ur dad gone Mad, ur mom dont belive you ! Vetal : Your Majesty, we bow to your Courage. Very Ujjuwaly, U have prooved every one 'Nikam'ma in the court ! We are your subjects ! Kindly eat the Til Gul now so that I can ride on Vikys back go to my hell on the Hanging Gardens. To write comments : Kindly Click "टिप्पणी" .
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Vikram n Vetal : Marketing The Sorrows, Enjoying the Shames and Digesting the Defeats.

Vetal : Why are you having heart burn and acidity ?

Vikram : I heard Cheers and Happy New Year from the Arthur
Road Jail. I have a loose acid gland and a weak digestive system. So I get acidity very often and indigestion too frequently.

Vetal : Vikram, do you know which Nation has the strongest Digestive Power ?

Vikram : The digestive power of India is tremendous.

Vetal : Arent you an Indian ? Do you have evidence ?

Vikram : I am an exceptional Indian with chronic acidity and indigestion is inherited from Netaji Subhashchandra Bose and Bhagat Singh who couldn't digest British Rule.

Excpet people like us , who respect our own Acidity, all others use all sorts of weirdest digestive therapies to pacify themselves like Fast unto death etc..

The Chronic Evidence :

1947

We digested Partition by enjoying the Elixir of Freedom. We Enjoyed singing "Saare Jahase Accha Hindustaa Hamara."

1949

We digested the assassination of Mahatma Gandhi by attacking and crushing Bramhins.

We enjoyed singing Ishwar Allah Tero Naam Sabako Sanmati De Bhagawan and Sabarmati Ke sant tune Kardiya Kamaal .

1965

We digested the defeat by China in war by Enjoying Neharu's tears added with the ultimate 'Taste Maker' emotional melody "E Mere Watan Ke Logo jara Aaknh me Bharalo Paani "

(What about teaching a lesson to China ?)

1983

We digested assassination of Indira Gandhi by frying Sikhs.

We enjoyed by pulling Rajeevji in Politics.

1991

We digested the most horrible killing of Late Shri Rajeev Gandhi. Now we are greeting the murders by saying "Hello How are you ? Thank you very much ! Also marked our respects by conferring Bachelor's Degrees in jails to these devils 2009.

We keep on enjoying Soniaji in the role of our Ring Master and playing all of us as Jokers.

2008

We digested the 26/11 by eating the main digestive preparation :

The golden glows of Mombattis ignited on the Cake of the "Farce One" : the Court Proceeding with Icing of the Mohandas Ajaymal Kasabe's befitting "Jawaab".

Tonics we consumed is "Force One" that's going to protect our Elected Members while general public is available for deep fry to the extremists next time.

We Even enjoy more when our Ring Master have no control over Jokers pulling jackets of alreday killed trapiz artists.

Vetal, After all , are we the biggest number of careless innocents meant to be chopped like vegetables ?

Vetal : I guess, we aren't less than self family eating cannibals.

Vikram : It says that every thing is fair in Love and War.

We Love our enemies.

And

War with our brothers.

Vetal : The real enemies of India are not Pakistan or China but our attitude to cover up shames and accept the defeats .

Vikram :Still We believe in Democracy ! We believe in judiciary !!

Out of

uncompromising indifference.

Out of

Passion to Live any how.

Out of

Fear of Death.

Out of

"As is where is" attitude.

Vetal : What is your prediction about the root cause of your acidity : Mo. Aj.Kasabe, in Happy 2010 ?

Vikram : You are sitting on the Hottest Seat , i.e my shoulders, I give you 5 options , instead of just 4.. You guess and select the right answer : Your Time Starts NOW !

Mo.Aj.Kasabe is most likely to

1.escape by bribing .

2.escape without bribing.

3.exchanged for the fatty farty Hostages.

4. get judicially accepted as an innocent.

5. slowly get digested like Afzal Guru and Rajeev's murders.

Vetal : Vikram, You keep on scaring me horribly again an again. All your options are having equal possibilities and equally frightening. I shall prefer to get Public Opinion. The Indian public is known to have expertise in "Marketing the Sorrows, Enjoying Shames and Digesting the Defeats."

Appeal to Dear Public :

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UPDATE : Why Moon impact Live web cast failed

This cartoon had predicted existence of Moon tunnel immediately after the Flop of LCROSS SHOW. original Post was uploaded on OCT 13. Now I am presenting a Recent discovery , they are claiming as a better Evidence.


Click Here to know new Findings of Gastrick Tracks of The Moon


* After a tiring post mortem all the other reasons were ruled out and this is the conclusion why did we not see any blast or plume or anything .. !

जाया ना करो

अपनी जख्में यु जाया ना करो
मुद्दतों का मरहम लगाया ना करो

अश्क अपने यू जाया ना करो
बुझी पलकोकी दवा पिया ना करो

अपनी तारीख युं जाया ना करो
सदियोंका जहर अब उगला ना करॊ

शौकत खुदाकी युं जाया ना करॊ
बाजुंओको गुलाम-ए- दरींदा बनाया ना करॊ

फरिश्तों के हालांत का कभी तो जायजा करो
दर्द उनके ए संदीप युंही जाया ना करॊ

-संदीप गोडबोले

मौसम के मिजाज

क्या से क्या हुए मिजाज मौसमके
खुशबुंऒंका क्या करे सुनी मैफीलॊंके

हमारी बातमें अब वो दम नही
ना ही उनके दम मे वो बात

करते तो है हम अबभी उनका इंतजार
पहले आने का करते थे अब जाने का

सांसोमे महसुस करे हम चमन का बुखार
काटॊंकी दवा के भी अब न कोई आसार

डरडर के चुप रहना या चुपकेसे बातें करना
नही ये राज हमारी खामोशीका

इंतजार तो बस है साकी तेरे होश मे आने का
सोचसोचके जीना या जी जी कर सोचते रहना

ख्वाहीशोकी मजार पर मरमर के आते रहना
फैसले अपने अपने बदलते है मौसम अपने अपने

---- संदीप गोडबोले

World without Melody Space.

I am a Worldspace Satellite Radio fan and subscriber since last 4 years. My 20 - 25 friends got the sets on my recommendation. Unbelievably, the company is shutting down on 31st Dec 2009. World space's Indian Subscrbr share is 50 % of global sum. Thats 4.5 lakh in India. 2.25 lakh subs are thru DTH joint bundling. There seems to be larger potential in Indian Market which parent US co. couldn't manage. Technology is all amazing. A 10 sq. inch flat antenna, connects to the Satellite. The quality of sound is marvellous and the music eternal. I used to carry the radio while camping at Devi Point Platue of Chikhaldara. I had soldered wires to its power supply to be fed on Car battery . At my shop many of Customers like it. They just drop in to listen a song or two on Farishta. Our lens glazers and workshop staff is addicted to the ambiance WS provided to the soul and mind thru ears. Since 1st Jan, My daughters wouldnt have a reason to fight with me for Farishta switching from Jhankar. The financial circumstances of WS are beyond our scope of understanding.
The reasons of such death may be the existence of mentality of Ramalingam Raju inside the company or an outsider venomous powerful competitor.
World space has created a standard in Listening Quality and Moral Standards. It delivered unsponsored containts. This is very remakrable as we see that even the wealthiest and capable organisations and persons look out for Sponcerships and try to extract the money from some one who has his own vested interests and nothing to do with the spirit and activity being sponcered. The media today earns on Ads and Breaks. Transmission On the Air earns but Off the Air episodes gives ability like black holes to suck and create black wealth.

Ws must be praised for they preferred to die bravely than unethically inserting Ads and Bakawas. WS deserves hats off for remaining honest n taking subscribers in confidence well in Advance and not silence was to tell us on 1st of Jan 2010. I consider myself fortunate to have 4 years of Golden times with world space. I have deep pain to miss it. But I am optimist for I suspect Tata Sky may take over in due course . Or, we will get Quality Radio transmission on new 3G mobile networks sooner or later.

The Black lining to the Golden Cloud >

To protect our music, culture art and every thing Technological, Financial and Legal Ownership is a must . It's nice that we could enjoy our own culture by paying to an American Company. But it's a shame that we don't have our own system to deliver the our own music and cultute. Let some Tata, Mallya or Mukesh own the Indian Culture.

Good bye WorldSpace !

I Pill Ki Aulad

Delivery k bad bachche ki mutthi band thi Mutthi khol k dekha to usme i-pill thi aur haath pe likha tha:
'Jaako rakhe Saiya maar sake na koy' Bacche ka naam hai Mohandas Ajaymal Kasabe .

The Psyche of The Crowd

Dont Miss to experiance the feeling next time you go in crowd. Seems each individual in the crowd considers every one Else responsible for the place being crowdy EXCEPT him self !!

थू : थू : थुरुर

Vetal : Vikram, tell me the difference between a Ghost and a Human.

Vikram : Fool, You are a Ghost and I am a Human.

Vetal : But I am a Humanitarian Ghost. Can you imagine any Ghostarian Human ?

Vikram : Yes . Off Course. His name is Shashi Tharur.

Vetal : Why do you precept him as Ghostarian Human ?

Vikram : Human being raping his own people an year after thier deaths is deadlier than any Ghost. He can only be called as A Ghostarian Human.

Vetal : Now what did he do ?

Vikram : Shashi Tharur has spitted again. This time, he is defending the delays in Hanging Kasab saying there is no hurry to India to hang Kasab. Shashi Tharur repeatedly proves that he is an UBI, (Unfortunatly Born in India). He is one of the Law Makers and supposed to put all his wisdom and energies to rejuvenate the dead judicial processes at least in case of the Kasab. Instead, he is advocating the garbage judiciary. He is betraying the Martyrs and the Victims.
He is stabbing the Bharatmata in her back. Any one who supports Tharur is a PERFECT ANTI NATIONAL.
He is incompetent to stay where he is, but unfortunately, the Time is what makes him most eligible to occupy the cushions he is warming.

Vetal : What is the solution ?

Vikram : Any person from Police and Armed forces should go and finish the job. Otherwise, the Public will one day destroy these Foreigners and thats the only way these Gawarani Anti Nationals would get enlightned.

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THINGS To KNOW @ YOUR CELLPHONE

I got this info from: Sunil Ganu, my cousin in US. I am Adding few

tips for Indian conditions.

THINGS YOU MUST KNOW YOUR CELLPHONE COULD DO.

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.

Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: -

1.

The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked.

Try it out.

*

UP to dialing its ok. But nothing happened further.

Meaning : There is no emergency in India.

Confirm with Kasab, if you dont trust any one in India.

2.

Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have

remote keys? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keysare at home, call Someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone.Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door an have the person at your home press the unlock button,holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will

unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you.Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away,and if you can reach someone who has the other remote for your car,

you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cellphone! ; unbelievable but true. *

Requesting Friends with Central Locking Cars to try out.

3

Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an important call and you dont have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, pressthe keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.

* NOKIA, u have learnt to fight darkness from Maharashtra.Say thanks 2 MAHARASHTRA. Thats true with Non Symbian mobiles of Nokia. Models like 3310 3315 may be given a try.

4.

How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?To check your Mobile phones serial number, key in the

following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 # . A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewheresafe. When your phone get stolen,you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to

block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.

You probably won't get your phone back,but at least you know that whoever stole it cant use/sell it either. Try it out.

* Beg to differ . Never inform to block the phone to service providers. Inform nearest Cyber Crime branch. My father got back his lost handset thru them. They can trace the user to catch and fetch the hand set as soon as the thief started it. You can confirm the Number by pressing *#06# and show to police that it belongs to you.