UPDATE : Why Moon impact Live web cast failed

This cartoon had predicted existence of Moon tunnel immediately after the Flop of LCROSS SHOW. original Post was uploaded on OCT 13. Now I am presenting a Recent discovery , they are claiming as a better Evidence.


Click Here to know new Findings of Gastrick Tracks of The Moon


* After a tiring post mortem all the other reasons were ruled out and this is the conclusion why did we not see any blast or plume or anything .. !

जाया ना करो

अपनी जख्में यु जाया ना करो
मुद्दतों का मरहम लगाया ना करो

अश्क अपने यू जाया ना करो
बुझी पलकोकी दवा पिया ना करो

अपनी तारीख युं जाया ना करो
सदियोंका जहर अब उगला ना करॊ

शौकत खुदाकी युं जाया ना करॊ
बाजुंओको गुलाम-ए- दरींदा बनाया ना करॊ

फरिश्तों के हालांत का कभी तो जायजा करो
दर्द उनके ए संदीप युंही जाया ना करॊ

-संदीप गोडबोले

मौसम के मिजाज

क्या से क्या हुए मिजाज मौसमके
खुशबुंऒंका क्या करे सुनी मैफीलॊंके

हमारी बातमें अब वो दम नही
ना ही उनके दम मे वो बात

करते तो है हम अबभी उनका इंतजार
पहले आने का करते थे अब जाने का

सांसोमे महसुस करे हम चमन का बुखार
काटॊंकी दवा के भी अब न कोई आसार

डरडर के चुप रहना या चुपकेसे बातें करना
नही ये राज हमारी खामोशीका

इंतजार तो बस है साकी तेरे होश मे आने का
सोचसोचके जीना या जी जी कर सोचते रहना

ख्वाहीशोकी मजार पर मरमर के आते रहना
फैसले अपने अपने बदलते है मौसम अपने अपने

---- संदीप गोडबोले

World without Melody Space.

I am a Worldspace Satellite Radio fan and subscriber since last 4 years. My 20 - 25 friends got the sets on my recommendation. Unbelievably, the company is shutting down on 31st Dec 2009. World space's Indian Subscrbr share is 50 % of global sum. Thats 4.5 lakh in India. 2.25 lakh subs are thru DTH joint bundling. There seems to be larger potential in Indian Market which parent US co. couldn't manage. Technology is all amazing. A 10 sq. inch flat antenna, connects to the Satellite. The quality of sound is marvellous and the music eternal. I used to carry the radio while camping at Devi Point Platue of Chikhaldara. I had soldered wires to its power supply to be fed on Car battery . At my shop many of Customers like it. They just drop in to listen a song or two on Farishta. Our lens glazers and workshop staff is addicted to the ambiance WS provided to the soul and mind thru ears. Since 1st Jan, My daughters wouldnt have a reason to fight with me for Farishta switching from Jhankar. The financial circumstances of WS are beyond our scope of understanding.
The reasons of such death may be the existence of mentality of Ramalingam Raju inside the company or an outsider venomous powerful competitor.
World space has created a standard in Listening Quality and Moral Standards. It delivered unsponsored containts. This is very remakrable as we see that even the wealthiest and capable organisations and persons look out for Sponcerships and try to extract the money from some one who has his own vested interests and nothing to do with the spirit and activity being sponcered. The media today earns on Ads and Breaks. Transmission On the Air earns but Off the Air episodes gives ability like black holes to suck and create black wealth.

Ws must be praised for they preferred to die bravely than unethically inserting Ads and Bakawas. WS deserves hats off for remaining honest n taking subscribers in confidence well in Advance and not silence was to tell us on 1st of Jan 2010. I consider myself fortunate to have 4 years of Golden times with world space. I have deep pain to miss it. But I am optimist for I suspect Tata Sky may take over in due course . Or, we will get Quality Radio transmission on new 3G mobile networks sooner or later.

The Black lining to the Golden Cloud >

To protect our music, culture art and every thing Technological, Financial and Legal Ownership is a must . It's nice that we could enjoy our own culture by paying to an American Company. But it's a shame that we don't have our own system to deliver the our own music and cultute. Let some Tata, Mallya or Mukesh own the Indian Culture.

Good bye WorldSpace !

I Pill Ki Aulad

Delivery k bad bachche ki mutthi band thi Mutthi khol k dekha to usme i-pill thi aur haath pe likha tha:
'Jaako rakhe Saiya maar sake na koy' Bacche ka naam hai Mohandas Ajaymal Kasabe .

The Psyche of The Crowd

Dont Miss to experiance the feeling next time you go in crowd. Seems each individual in the crowd considers every one Else responsible for the place being crowdy EXCEPT him self !!

थू : थू : थुरुर

Vetal : Vikram, tell me the difference between a Ghost and a Human.

Vikram : Fool, You are a Ghost and I am a Human.

Vetal : But I am a Humanitarian Ghost. Can you imagine any Ghostarian Human ?

Vikram : Yes . Off Course. His name is Shashi Tharur.

Vetal : Why do you precept him as Ghostarian Human ?

Vikram : Human being raping his own people an year after thier deaths is deadlier than any Ghost. He can only be called as A Ghostarian Human.

Vetal : Now what did he do ?

Vikram : Shashi Tharur has spitted again. This time, he is defending the delays in Hanging Kasab saying there is no hurry to India to hang Kasab. Shashi Tharur repeatedly proves that he is an UBI, (Unfortunatly Born in India). He is one of the Law Makers and supposed to put all his wisdom and energies to rejuvenate the dead judicial processes at least in case of the Kasab. Instead, he is advocating the garbage judiciary. He is betraying the Martyrs and the Victims.
He is stabbing the Bharatmata in her back. Any one who supports Tharur is a PERFECT ANTI NATIONAL.
He is incompetent to stay where he is, but unfortunately, the Time is what makes him most eligible to occupy the cushions he is warming.

Vetal : What is the solution ?

Vikram : Any person from Police and Armed forces should go and finish the job. Otherwise, the Public will one day destroy these Foreigners and thats the only way these Gawarani Anti Nationals would get enlightned.

Click here to Know What the Ghostarian Tharur Says
To write comments : Kindly Click "टिप्पणी" .

THINGS To KNOW @ YOUR CELLPHONE

I got this info from: Sunil Ganu, my cousin in US. I am Adding few

tips for Indian conditions.

THINGS YOU MUST KNOW YOUR CELLPHONE COULD DO.

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.

Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: -

1.

The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked.

Try it out.

*

UP to dialing its ok. But nothing happened further.

Meaning : There is no emergency in India.

Confirm with Kasab, if you dont trust any one in India.

2.

Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have

remote keys? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keysare at home, call Someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone.Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door an have the person at your home press the unlock button,holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will

unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you.Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away,and if you can reach someone who has the other remote for your car,

you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cellphone! ; unbelievable but true. *

Requesting Friends with Central Locking Cars to try out.

3

Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an important call and you dont have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, pressthe keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.

* NOKIA, u have learnt to fight darkness from Maharashtra.Say thanks 2 MAHARASHTRA. Thats true with Non Symbian mobiles of Nokia. Models like 3310 3315 may be given a try.

4.

How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?To check your Mobile phones serial number, key in the

following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 # . A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewheresafe. When your phone get stolen,you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to

block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.

You probably won't get your phone back,but at least you know that whoever stole it cant use/sell it either. Try it out.

* Beg to differ . Never inform to block the phone to service providers. Inform nearest Cyber Crime branch. My father got back his lost handset thru them. They can trace the user to catch and fetch the hand set as soon as the thief started it. You can confirm the Number by pressing *#06# and show to police that it belongs to you.

Poaching The Lonely Tiger

The Spicy of the Tigers is very shy and illusive. They rule the domains with ease and grandeur. May it be Melghat or the Golf course. When ever their privacy cracks, the ado is worldwide. The Badshah of the golf holes got poached betn a hydrant, (The water hole! ) and a tree while negotiating an extra marital affair. The Media got in to auto fire mode and took maximum mileage by baiting the "Kill" on every hook they could find. Indians consider US culture as free lance and without life long commitments. When such junglee story reaches India, half the population wonders how can it be any News, when its all khullam khulla there , while half the subcontinent entertains it with great taste much more than any reality Big Boss chhaap show. They take it as a Fiction released in true world for entertainment. TOI , our National dirty news paper prints unimaginable details. Its all coz the Tiger owns Greatest of the Fortune. There is a proverb in Marathi "Wagh Sapade Pinjarya madhe.. Bayka pore Marati khade ," meaning when a power full person gets helpless, even the weakest punch him.
The Share holders of the Tigers Wealth are legitimate and otherwise.
The Lions share will be taken by the Tigress.
The Vultures and Scavengers include the whores , the media, the lawyers. No wonder the world will see carcass n corpses instead of Pug marks.
"Sabase Bada Ruppaiyya. "
It takes Humans to Greatest Altitudes.
If slipped,
Then helps the Gravity by accelarating towards the lowest deapth.

Multiply and Rule

Telangana issue has put regional aspirations on ignition. Some call it Division. Some illusion. But it can also be seen as Multiplication. A multiplication is a product of two entities resulting in high value. The immbalance in developement and the political relevance are the suspected entities of this multiplication. Until I wrote the above sentence, I had no clue abt details of the issue.

I am calling my friend at Hydrabad before proceeding further.

I just hanged up the call to my friend a Native Reddy at Hydrabad.

According to him, the discriminatory distribution of irrigation water of Nagarjun Sagar Dam , controlled by Non Telangana (NT= Andhra + Rayalsima )people and unfortunate heli death of Y .S. Reddy (Raylsima Chap) are the main entities .
YSR had done a Secrate Pact with TN to Hijack Godawari Water to NT under the guise of giving it to TN. Telangana holds the Nagarjun Sagar but it remains thirsty ; that too only up to January while NT enjoyz water untill June.
(Thats like Vidarbha. It generates more power than its own need, but Maharashtra sucks all of it and MSEB punishes us by charging more to Amravati And Nagpur saying For US, MSEB has to import it ! Rural Vidarbha is worst to suffer. They dont have option to buy at Capitation rates either ! }
Death of YSR brought the things to light n made political space available.

Another broad discrimination he told is : The Telangana is an ever drought region. NT are flood regions. The NT beuropolitical lobbies always dacoit Telangana resources. Huge money spent on flood relifes of NT and nothing for Draught relifs of T. The NT lobby is strong in money, musceles and mind.
The Telangana pople were tolerant and mentally careless like Vidarbhaits. So, the Mighty NTs kept snatching the resources of Telangana.
This got multiplied with absense of YSR and wiser of K. Chandrashekhar Rao, the Supremo of Telangana Rashtra Samiti (TRS).

TRS has successfully hit their arrow on the Bulls Eye the Sonia Mata of the Rahul Beta. She has blessed her consent as she is convinced that Congress has nothing to loose.
Now, the other Math operations left, the Division, Add, Subtract, Intigration, Derivation will be easier and only take just a bit of usual Indian eternity.

Vidarbha has Tais and Bhaus warming the cushans from Galli to Dilli. Like their voters, (Yatha Praja tatha Raja), Tais and Bhaus are yet ages behind in evolution. They dont have inner genes of the gutts to be Human beings infront of Beta and Mata. They are still Pet Animals with no control on dripping saliva and wagging tails. Happy to be loyal n honest to the pieces of leftovers thrown by their (emplyoed by Mataji) keepers belonging to Rest of Maharashtra, they prove Darwin Wrong. Had they even shown qualities of Monkies, there could have been a hope that some day their tails would disappear to be Homo Erectus.
Darwin, you missed us miserably and badly. Humans also appear to be descendants of Canines in this part of the world. They just Multiply without bringing Fruits for their breed who choose to get Ruled that way only .
The statehoods offer better opportunites to the Greeds of Sons of the Soils. Earlier, Goa Daman and Diu was UT. All the resources were controlled by Daman Diu Community. We can see developed Goa today because it got freedom from Daman Diu.

The last man in the society alwyas remain with Quoed Status, coz he cannt fight nor he is concerned about any thing.

The rational behind reorganisation shall be better done on basis of Population . There shall be an upper limit to population at every stage. A Family, Society, Colony, Ward, Muncipalty,Taluka, Jilha, Division, State must have limiting population in tune with resources but without enchroching anyones resources.

Either

Rule the population by arresting the Multiplication of Humans
or
Dividing their Geography.

The Mighty owns the Maths..