Friday, August 21, 2009

Courage, Heart and Brains.

Congress has no courage . BJP has no heart. It doesn't appear that either have any brains...<>

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Pola : Thanks Giving of Central India.

Central India's economy is based on Agriculture. When the Tractors, Harvesters, Threshers, Electric Pumps and Diesel Engines were not in existence, the Dallal Street, Share market were no where in any dictionary, no Bulls neither the Bears existed, the Ox used propel the life by helping to plough the fields,drive the carts transporting the farm produces, utilities and men, thrash the raw grains, power the water lifting mechanisms, run the expellers of edible and lubricant Oil Seeds. The Bull power remained the biggest Natural power harnessed by Central India in last 5000+ years. Recognising the immense contribution , &lt;Exploitation?> of the Ox power, this civilisation acknowledges and respects the Oxen by honourably celebrating a 2 day festival 'The Pola'. Although, now a days, there are very few jobs left for oxen, the festival is still celebrated with charm and enthusiasm. The oxen are given bath, their horns n toes get painted , special and colourfull overcoats called the Zool are worn over the oxen. Metallic bells hanged around their necks ring pleasantly. The owner then worships the fleet of oxen and feed them the Puran Poli, a type of Sweet cake. In the late afternoon, all the oxen in the villages gather for Pola. Accompanied by the music and band the parade of decorated oxen moves on the main streets and people who dont own the oxen worship them on their door steps. On second day, known as the Tanha Pola, the children go home to home with beautifully decorated Toy Oxen made up of clay and enjoy treats of limlets, sweets, cents and gifts. The follow up seems aimed to emboss the sense of gratitude on the young minds. The spirit of the Pola is to say Thanks to the Oxen, the silent and dumb power that the civilisation harnessed for its development and prosperity. Astronomically, the Pola is celebrated on the New moon day, when the Sun and Moon are simultaneously in the Constellation of Leo. Season wise, its receding Monsoons and crops are in their mid young age. India now on the thresh hold of setting its aims on the Moon and Mars Missions, will leave behind the ancient rituals n slowly stop old celebrations. But I am sure, the Spirits would continue , Say Thanks to everything that helps you. Never forget who helps you. " HAPPY POLA"
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Saturday, August 15, 2009

स्वतंत्रता के लिये होश

कमीनोंने अच्छोंको पहचानना जरूरी नही !
अच्छोंने कमीनोंकी जानकारी रखना जरूरी है !

जोश से स्वतंत्रता मनाना जरूरी नही
होश से स्वतंत्रता संभालना जरूरी है

Friday, August 14, 2009

Tuchuk Pain

Pain Killer injections take about an hour to show the effect.

What about the pain caused by the Injections ?

Why some cream which will make injections pain free not invented yet ?

Really Painful situation !

The Law of Comfortable Compassion.

People offer help when advice is requested and give advice when help is the essential. The comfort zone is well maintained by default. Those who break it unknowingly become Martyrs. Those who break it knowingly aspire to be Saints.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Usako Nahi Hoga ! !


जज को होगा

वकील को होगा

जेलर को होगा

पोलिस को होगा

मगर उसको नही होगा

क्योंकी

उसके अलावा

सब लोग

जेब और पेट के लिये जी रहे है

कही भी खुले आम

सांस ले सकते है

वह तो कफन बांधके चला था

जेल की हवा

उसका टौनीक है.

इसी लिये

उस को छोड
सब को

स्वाईन फ्लु होगा !!

GK - II

The vast ocean of information U know except the minuscule information engaged to earn your bread and butter is known as General Knowledge. The Boat of success is made up of Minuscule information and floats on the Ocean of General Knowledge. Holes at the bottom makes the flushing GK to diminish the bouncy and ensure you reach the ocean floor smoothly, quickly and definitely. Giant Waves are created by the modern technological weather and Icebergs of solidified knowledge are to be carefully negotiated. How to refill holes quickly, sense Bad Weather n bye pass Icebergs within horizon shall ensure u reach the shores beyond horizon.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

General Knowledge

GK is what most assumers assume to be known by majority of the population they belong to.

And Majority of the population assumes its what they acquire when some how the General Ignorance is switched off !

Generally, the Ignorance is a Bliss.

Switch a Bliss off n , u are generally supposed to attain Enlightenment !

Monday, August 10, 2009

Branding the Panic

Everywhere, there is said to be Epidemic of the Swine Flu.
Threat, fear and panic gripped the length and breadth of the nation plus the height and depth of the Electronic and print media are busy in discussing,fathoming and cooking the Event.
There is a much fatal virus, our own breed, The Chandipura Virus.
In spite of killing 25 children in a swipe, It lost the T-20 of Publicity in the first over to The Swine flu.
Like Naxalite blood flood means nothing for we people who enjoy fearing 9/11s and
26/11s, similarly, we are ignorant about many far serious and fatal Unbranded threats.

The viruses propagating thru "The West smelling" in'Flu'encial society become instant celebrities.
No concern is shown at Grass Roots for easily avoidable 'Cesarean Deaths' birthed from untreated treatable ailments, road accidents, farmer suicides and simple domestic fatalities by any TRP infected media.
In Marathi, there is one proverb, : 'Roj mare tyala kon rade.'
Meaning, no sorrows for every day deaths.
Another says 'Samartha Gharache Shwan Nokara pexa shrimant.'
Means, Dogs of affluent society are highly well off as compared with their poor human servants.
Similarly, Swine of Metros is important than Encephalitis in the Rural India..

Jay Ho The Brands ! .. .

Saturday, August 8, 2009

The Good And Bad things about Total Solar Eclipses.

The Good > Those are just not unpredictable, (Just opposite of Weather)

The Bad > They don't occur so frequently to say "Enough!" in our life time.!!