जाया ना करो

अपनी जख्में यु जाया ना करो
मुद्दतों का मरहम लगाया ना करो

अश्क अपने यू जाया ना करो
बुझी पलकोकी दवा पिया ना करो

अपनी तारीख युं जाया ना करो
सदियोंका जहर अब उगला ना करॊ

शौकत खुदाकी युं जाया ना करॊ
बाजुंओको गुलाम-ए- दरींदा बनाया ना करॊ

फरिश्तों के हालांत का कभी तो जायजा करो
दर्द उनके ए संदीप युंही जाया ना करॊ

-संदीप गोडबोले

मौसम के मिजाज

क्या से क्या हुए मिजाज मौसमके
खुशबुंऒंका क्या करे सुनी मैफीलॊंके

हमारी बातमें अब वो दम नही
ना ही उनके दम मे वो बात

करते तो है हम अबभी उनका इंतजार
पहले आने का करते थे अब जाने का

सांसोमे महसुस करे हम चमन का बुखार
काटॊंकी दवा के भी अब न कोई आसार

डरडर के चुप रहना या चुपकेसे बातें करना
नही ये राज हमारी खामोशीका

इंतजार तो बस है साकी तेरे होश मे आने का
सोचसोचके जीना या जी जी कर सोचते रहना

ख्वाहीशोकी मजार पर मरमर के आते रहना
फैसले अपने अपने बदलते है मौसम अपने अपने

---- संदीप गोडबोले

World without Melody Space.

I am a Worldspace Satellite Radio fan and subscriber since last 4 years. My 20 - 25 friends got the sets on my recommendation. Unbelievably, the company is shutting down on 31st Dec 2009. World space's Indian Subscrbr share is 50 % of global sum. Thats 4.5 lakh in India. 2.25 lakh subs are thru DTH joint bundling. There seems to be larger potential in Indian Market which parent US co. couldn't manage. Technology is all amazing. A 10 sq. inch flat antenna, connects to the Satellite. The quality of sound is marvellous and the music eternal. I used to carry the radio while camping at Devi Point Platue of Chikhaldara. I had soldered wires to its power supply to be fed on Car battery . At my shop many of Customers like it. They just drop in to listen a song or two on Farishta. Our lens glazers and workshop staff is addicted to the ambiance WS provided to the soul and mind thru ears. Since 1st Jan, My daughters wouldnt have a reason to fight with me for Farishta switching from Jhankar. The financial circumstances of WS are beyond our scope of understanding.
The reasons of such death may be the existence of mentality of Ramalingam Raju inside the company or an outsider venomous powerful competitor.
World space has created a standard in Listening Quality and Moral Standards. It delivered unsponsored containts. This is very remakrable as we see that even the wealthiest and capable organisations and persons look out for Sponcerships and try to extract the money from some one who has his own vested interests and nothing to do with the spirit and activity being sponcered. The media today earns on Ads and Breaks. Transmission On the Air earns but Off the Air episodes gives ability like black holes to suck and create black wealth.

Ws must be praised for they preferred to die bravely than unethically inserting Ads and Bakawas. WS deserves hats off for remaining honest n taking subscribers in confidence well in Advance and not silence was to tell us on 1st of Jan 2010. I consider myself fortunate to have 4 years of Golden times with world space. I have deep pain to miss it. But I am optimist for I suspect Tata Sky may take over in due course . Or, we will get Quality Radio transmission on new 3G mobile networks sooner or later.

The Black lining to the Golden Cloud >

To protect our music, culture art and every thing Technological, Financial and Legal Ownership is a must . It's nice that we could enjoy our own culture by paying to an American Company. But it's a shame that we don't have our own system to deliver the our own music and cultute. Let some Tata, Mallya or Mukesh own the Indian Culture.

Good bye WorldSpace !

I Pill Ki Aulad

Delivery k bad bachche ki mutthi band thi Mutthi khol k dekha to usme i-pill thi aur haath pe likha tha:
'Jaako rakhe Saiya maar sake na koy' Bacche ka naam hai Mohandas Ajaymal Kasabe .

The Psyche of The Crowd

Dont Miss to experiance the feeling next time you go in crowd. Seems each individual in the crowd considers every one Else responsible for the place being crowdy EXCEPT him self !!

थू : थू : थुरुर

Vetal : Vikram, tell me the difference between a Ghost and a Human.

Vikram : Fool, You are a Ghost and I am a Human.

Vetal : But I am a Humanitarian Ghost. Can you imagine any Ghostarian Human ?

Vikram : Yes . Off Course. His name is Shashi Tharur.

Vetal : Why do you precept him as Ghostarian Human ?

Vikram : Human being raping his own people an year after thier deaths is deadlier than any Ghost. He can only be called as A Ghostarian Human.

Vetal : Now what did he do ?

Vikram : Shashi Tharur has spitted again. This time, he is defending the delays in Hanging Kasab saying there is no hurry to India to hang Kasab. Shashi Tharur repeatedly proves that he is an UBI, (Unfortunatly Born in India). He is one of the Law Makers and supposed to put all his wisdom and energies to rejuvenate the dead judicial processes at least in case of the Kasab. Instead, he is advocating the garbage judiciary. He is betraying the Martyrs and the Victims.
He is stabbing the Bharatmata in her back. Any one who supports Tharur is a PERFECT ANTI NATIONAL.
He is incompetent to stay where he is, but unfortunately, the Time is what makes him most eligible to occupy the cushions he is warming.

Vetal : What is the solution ?

Vikram : Any person from Police and Armed forces should go and finish the job. Otherwise, the Public will one day destroy these Foreigners and thats the only way these Gawarani Anti Nationals would get enlightned.

Click here to Know What the Ghostarian Tharur Says
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THINGS To KNOW @ YOUR CELLPHONE

I got this info from: Sunil Ganu, my cousin in US. I am Adding few

tips for Indian conditions.

THINGS YOU MUST KNOW YOUR CELLPHONE COULD DO.

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.

Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: -

1.

The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked.

Try it out.

*

UP to dialing its ok. But nothing happened further.

Meaning : There is no emergency in India.

Confirm with Kasab, if you dont trust any one in India.

2.

Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have

remote keys? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keysare at home, call Someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone.Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door an have the person at your home press the unlock button,holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will

unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you.Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away,and if you can reach someone who has the other remote for your car,

you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cellphone! ; unbelievable but true. *

Requesting Friends with Central Locking Cars to try out.

3

Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an important call and you dont have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, pressthe keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.

* NOKIA, u have learnt to fight darkness from Maharashtra.Say thanks 2 MAHARASHTRA. Thats true with Non Symbian mobiles of Nokia. Models like 3310 3315 may be given a try.

4.

How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?To check your Mobile phones serial number, key in the

following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 # . A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewheresafe. When your phone get stolen,you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to

block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.

You probably won't get your phone back,but at least you know that whoever stole it cant use/sell it either. Try it out.

* Beg to differ . Never inform to block the phone to service providers. Inform nearest Cyber Crime branch. My father got back his lost handset thru them. They can trace the user to catch and fetch the hand set as soon as the thief started it. You can confirm the Number by pressing *#06# and show to police that it belongs to you.

Poaching The Lonely Tiger

The Spicy of the Tigers is very shy and illusive. They rule the domains with ease and grandeur. May it be Melghat or the Golf course. When ever their privacy cracks, the ado is worldwide. The Badshah of the golf holes got poached betn a hydrant, (The water hole! ) and a tree while negotiating an extra marital affair. The Media got in to auto fire mode and took maximum mileage by baiting the "Kill" on every hook they could find. Indians consider US culture as free lance and without life long commitments. When such junglee story reaches India, half the population wonders how can it be any News, when its all khullam khulla there , while half the subcontinent entertains it with great taste much more than any reality Big Boss chhaap show. They take it as a Fiction released in true world for entertainment. TOI , our National dirty news paper prints unimaginable details. Its all coz the Tiger owns Greatest of the Fortune. There is a proverb in Marathi "Wagh Sapade Pinjarya madhe.. Bayka pore Marati khade ," meaning when a power full person gets helpless, even the weakest punch him.
The Share holders of the Tigers Wealth are legitimate and otherwise.
The Lions share will be taken by the Tigress.
The Vultures and Scavengers include the whores , the media, the lawyers. No wonder the world will see carcass n corpses instead of Pug marks.
"Sabase Bada Ruppaiyya. "
It takes Humans to Greatest Altitudes.
If slipped,
Then helps the Gravity by accelarating towards the lowest deapth.

Multiply and Rule

Telangana issue has put regional aspirations on ignition. Some call it Division. Some illusion. But it can also be seen as Multiplication. A multiplication is a product of two entities resulting in high value. The immbalance in developement and the political relevance are the suspected entities of this multiplication. Until I wrote the above sentence, I had no clue abt details of the issue.

I am calling my friend at Hydrabad before proceeding further.

I just hanged up the call to my friend a Native Reddy at Hydrabad.

According to him, the discriminatory distribution of irrigation water of Nagarjun Sagar Dam , controlled by Non Telangana (NT= Andhra + Rayalsima )people and unfortunate heli death of Y .S. Reddy (Raylsima Chap) are the main entities .
YSR had done a Secrate Pact with TN to Hijack Godawari Water to NT under the guise of giving it to TN. Telangana holds the Nagarjun Sagar but it remains thirsty ; that too only up to January while NT enjoyz water untill June.
(Thats like Vidarbha. It generates more power than its own need, but Maharashtra sucks all of it and MSEB punishes us by charging more to Amravati And Nagpur saying For US, MSEB has to import it ! Rural Vidarbha is worst to suffer. They dont have option to buy at Capitation rates either ! }
Death of YSR brought the things to light n made political space available.

Another broad discrimination he told is : The Telangana is an ever drought region. NT are flood regions. The NT beuropolitical lobbies always dacoit Telangana resources. Huge money spent on flood relifes of NT and nothing for Draught relifs of T. The NT lobby is strong in money, musceles and mind.
The Telangana pople were tolerant and mentally careless like Vidarbhaits. So, the Mighty NTs kept snatching the resources of Telangana.
This got multiplied with absense of YSR and wiser of K. Chandrashekhar Rao, the Supremo of Telangana Rashtra Samiti (TRS).

TRS has successfully hit their arrow on the Bulls Eye the Sonia Mata of the Rahul Beta. She has blessed her consent as she is convinced that Congress has nothing to loose.
Now, the other Math operations left, the Division, Add, Subtract, Intigration, Derivation will be easier and only take just a bit of usual Indian eternity.

Vidarbha has Tais and Bhaus warming the cushans from Galli to Dilli. Like their voters, (Yatha Praja tatha Raja), Tais and Bhaus are yet ages behind in evolution. They dont have inner genes of the gutts to be Human beings infront of Beta and Mata. They are still Pet Animals with no control on dripping saliva and wagging tails. Happy to be loyal n honest to the pieces of leftovers thrown by their (emplyoed by Mataji) keepers belonging to Rest of Maharashtra, they prove Darwin Wrong. Had they even shown qualities of Monkies, there could have been a hope that some day their tails would disappear to be Homo Erectus.
Darwin, you missed us miserably and badly. Humans also appear to be descendants of Canines in this part of the world. They just Multiply without bringing Fruits for their breed who choose to get Ruled that way only .
The statehoods offer better opportunites to the Greeds of Sons of the Soils. Earlier, Goa Daman and Diu was UT. All the resources were controlled by Daman Diu Community. We can see developed Goa today because it got freedom from Daman Diu.

The last man in the society alwyas remain with Quoed Status, coz he cannt fight nor he is concerned about any thing.

The rational behind reorganisation shall be better done on basis of Population . There shall be an upper limit to population at every stage. A Family, Society, Colony, Ward, Muncipalty,Taluka, Jilha, Division, State must have limiting population in tune with resources but without enchroching anyones resources.

Either

Rule the population by arresting the Multiplication of Humans
or
Dividing their Geography.

The Mighty owns the Maths..

I love this Doctor

His practice has no room for new patients! Now, he's a medical wizard!

I love this Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise
can prolong life. Is this true?

A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that
it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speed
up heart not make live longer; that like say you can extend life of
car by driving faster. Want live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits
and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What
does cow eat? Hay and corn. What are these? Vegetables. So, steak
nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to
system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass
(green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give 100% recommended daily
allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is
distilled wine. That means they take water out of fruity bit; get even
more of goodness that way. Beer also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: If you have body and you have fat, ratio is one
to one. If you have two bodies, ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of
participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Cannot think of single one, sorry. My
philosophy: No Pain...Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods fried in
vegetable oil. How getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a
little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it
get bigger. You should only do sit-ups if want bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: You crazy? HELLO ... Cocoa beans! Vegetable!!!
Cocoa beans best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming good for figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any
misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

AND......

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's
the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the
truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat

And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat

And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine

And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4 The Italians drink a lot of red wine

And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots
of sausages and fats

And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION.....

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently what kills you !

Q ? & A

Vetal : Dear Vikram, like me, 15 people are hanging in the aisle of Aurangabad Nagpur Night Queen Asiad. I am compelled to control my intolerance by the silent acceptance of the situation by many of the senior citizens who purchased tickets for Nagpur to hang themselves to the roof rod and whom just dont know, whether and when they would be lucky to get a seat ! My easy go life addict mind's protest was transformed in a simple Q to the conductor, since when ST started allowing standing passengers in so called semi deluxe long distance buses ? He politely disclosed that Baajaar has ordered them to maximise Dhanda. Now, they have incentives based on revenue collected. Vikram, explain the situ.

Vikram : The perspective is incomplete and not unusual in a local focus .
In Panorama, see Now : Why not Pune Dadar Asiads of yours ( Vetal domicile of Hanging Garden, Malabar Hill ) are allowed to increase business this way ?
Why should standing passengers be charged the same 'un'fare ?
Why should semi luxury seated passengers be made to sympathise with the Hanging stinky n tunn 'country' men who may fall on them any moment ?
The roots are in our tolerance. We,the people of Marathwada and Vidarbha are spineless as compared with rest of maharashtra.
There are AC Volvo Buses by ST titled Shivneri running up to Aurangabad but for the sake of u Mumbai and Pune people.
Like the Electricity, the Coins ,(Chillar paise), No such buses for Vidarbha, the ocean of the Back log.
The usual apathy of the people themselves make two effects.
1st > The one who Must be Hanged, dearest of All the Quaide Bazar, one n only, the Great Gallentry Field Marshal QASSAB , on whom the multi Qrore Judicial Market Index got its Bull (shit) soaring surge, gets pampered along with his coughs, colds and newly acquired adorable Hernia and old free farts.

2nd >Those who must get at least a basic seat keep on hanging all their lifes !

Vetal Jubilantly : See , Vikram, now, the rush seems receding. Lots of the my hanging creed from Marathwada has got down in the middle of the night in Vidharbha. Remaining are happy to sit in the midway n sleeping with heads penduling betn the knees. Arent we people original n authentiq Zen ? We just neglect the hardships and do our Karma .

Vikram > I am going to sing a song in honour of your creed, the live slow Harakirs.
Say Wah wah and clap to applaud .

ऊड गये पंछी क्युं ?
सुना अब चमन क्युं ?

उड गये होश क्युं ?
जाम अब खामोश क्युं ?

रातदहाडॆ शोर क्युं ?
सन्नाटें अब गैर क्युं ?

सुखीं ये पलकें क्युं ?
मुफ्त अब जहर क्युं ?

मुर्दा ये जश्न क्युं ?
सांसे अब पत्थर क्युं ?

तनहा ये होठ क्युं ?
सुली पे अब स्वर्ग क्युं ?

कुचलें ये हाथ क्युं ?
पैर अब गुनहगार क्युं ?

राह राह ये लाल क्युं ?
रगरगमें अब पानी क्युं ?

दिमाग युं धडके क्युं ?
दौड अब खत्म क्युं ?

दिल इतना समझदार क्युं ?
यह इश्क नहि अंधा क्युं ?

हर पंक्ती पहेली क्युं ?
दुसरी की सहेली क्युं ?

ह्टा कर देखो "दुसरा क्युं ?"
सुलझेगा सहजही "पहला क्युं ? "

कौनसी एक ही चीज सभी का समाधान, क्युं ?
वो है : चारो ओर बाजार !! समझ गये वेताल, क्युं ?
§Vetal zooms to roof rod and swings.

The bus down loads Vikram near Amravati Railway Stn. 4 AM .
Vetal disappers in the darkness of Vidarbha dreaming the dawn like Telangana.

The Black Boxes and Black Holes of the Indian Railways.

On any platform of Railways huge Iron Trunks painted in black with names of Guards / Engine Drivers in white often laying as if official but lawaris are hard to be missed. The Black Boxes are seen in unimaginable random variations of Rectangular dimensions and resemble wealth vaults protecting invaluable assets. Pad locks of different sizes appear to trigger curiosity abt the stuff inside.Determined to let Not veporise, the usual flash of curiosity about the things inside these fortified looking boxes , I contacted one of my childhood classmate who happens to be a Station Master. He was a bit surprised and happy at my quest. The containts of these probably never ever opened mysteries can be grossly termed as Emergency Warning and Repair Tool Kit. Inside each such box, there are Flashes to be used during heavy FOG. When normal head and tail lamps of trains and Signals vanish coz of fog, these Flashes are to be used to avoid collisions. Theres a stock of Smoky Fire Crackers meant to be ignited on tracks to Alarm and attract the attaintion of driver of otherwise unfortunate oncoming trains. The crackers and smoke are deplyoed as dangers signal when train gets immovable coz of any technical snags like engine failuer, broken rails or fishplates etc. Apart from few usual tools like hammer, spanners and screw drivers, there are Vaccume Hoses, pressure gauges and other things. I will try to get obliged for getting a ON DISPLAY photograph of all these articles, except, if any regulation dont allow me to do so. Another old pinchy Q I asked to my friend , " Heavy Loads are supposed to run on a 3 phase motor. Then, how cum there is just 1 Over head Wire which touches a pentograph of the Engine ? " Ans : Its a DC suplly of 24.000 Volts that propells the Engine. I have to contact an Engine Driver to ask weather they feed it thru Alternater (~ AC) or step down method. Indian Railways are Just Gazab. They attract esteemed leaders like Lalus and Mamatas. The railway tracks are getting busy and busy per day. The Indian Railways make the Whole India a " Hagandari on Wheels " The toilets on the rails are the real Black Holes sucking and spraying ugliest matter all over our beloved Bharatmata . Govt. must install hyginic disposal systems like in airoplanes..

Tarasna

वो करते हैं जब बांते रेगिस्तां गुलिस्तां बनते है

वो बेखबर उनकी आहट के लिये हम सदियां तरसते है //


Sponteneous sprinkle on seeing words of my cousin on FB after a long time.

Mobile for Scientific Fraternity

Since last couple of months I am looking for a new mobile. Only Window based mobiles can permit me to write Marathi and Hindi Emails and blog. Touch phone is a must as its the arriving future. Screen Size must be 3 to 4 inches as I am getting presbiopic. Memory to be 16 gb. Need USB port. It has to be light wt, battery to last long. And price to be @ 15 thousand Rs. I was just on deciding the model. But I stumbled on mobile with Thermo, Baro, Alti meters and Compass ! That was my quarry 6 months ago. Now, let us hope it will be a windows based ! Click For Scientific Mobile

Diya tale Andhera !

Vetal : Vikram, why did you smiled once for a second but wept twice later ? Vikaram : Vetal, I smiled as I saw the March Past by the Force One on 26/11 . I thought they were going to Arthur Road to bring Kasab on Gateway to make seive of him . But then I heard, The Pleader of the Devil Kasab is removed by the Blind Godess of the Justice. The Godess seems not only blind folded but deaf, dumb and totally not having any concern for the heineous war played by the Devil Kasab. The Godess considers her self different than the Advocate. She doesnt realise that She Alone is responsible for the Delay. Only the person who has worked as The judge for a case in which his own real mother is raped and murdered , has got a Moral right to dare to be a judge for Kasab.I dont think such a person can ever exist. So, Every Judge in India should refuse to conduct Trial of Kasab, inspite of realising this truth, Judges arent even thinking to say So. Hence, I wept once. Vetal : Why did you wept second time ? Vikram : The Land of Maharashtra has now formed Force One. Its like growing mustaches and buying condoms by a person who did nt had Erection in many decades. As long as the Goddess of Justice is deaf, dumb, blindfolded and most imp, mentally unfit to realise that She is the Greatest Caretaker of Kasab if dont give way to Force One, by handing over Kasab to them for immidiate execution., so I wept. Vetal, didnt you see the Agony and Helplessness in the eyes of our beloved Bharatmata? Vetal : Yes, I do. But not a single politician have any concern about her and the Police staff who serves Kasab have no gutts to kick their Jobs and refuse to be a Servant of Kasab. Frustated Vetal took Vikram on the Top of Gateway. They are waiting there For Force one to ACT.

Waha Paani Kam tha !

American Policy Quote by George Bush " Billions of Dollars to Root Out Terrorisum , not a penny for Homage and Tribute Programmes " And we follow exactly opposite policy ! Look at the Tribute Shows. Look at the widows of Martyer Celebrities. They should demand INSTANT PUBLIC HANGING of Kasab and stage Protest infront of Arthur Road Jail. Instead, they are worried about Petrol Pumps not being allotted yet to the so called Martyers ! Learn to distinguish at Real Heros who fought. Dump those who just got killed coz of own carelessness and going casually to satisfy the stupid curiosity of seeing what was it all about, steering wheel and mobiles in hands instead of stenguns and grenades. Its a shame of irrisponsibility of glaring incompetence . Gum is baat ka nahi ki naiya doob gayee.. Balki is baat ka hai ki waha paani kam tha ! My Tributes to all those who fought with Hosh . May we all get wisdom to be in Hosh : every moment , 24*365 .

Vikram And Vetal : 26th Story : 26/11 Version.

King Vikram pulled down the Body hanging in the Hanging Garden, Malabar Hill, Mumbai, dumped it in the front seat of Nano, snatch locked the safety belt.
Turned on the key and smoothly dissolved the Nano in the traffic down the Peddar Road.
The Vetal in the body started talking with Vikram.
'O ! Vikram, I am going to refresh your memories of 2008. First let me Introduce my self. I am the consolidated Spirit of all victims of 26/11 attack .
Now, listen carefully. The crew of the Fishing Trawler Kuber, the common men ,children on CST and slumdogs of Mumbai streets, Creamy Layers at Taj n Trident, the ATS Top Brass and NSG, Fire Brigrades and Police men, these are spirits consolidated in me. Tell me Vikram, how will you catagories and allot us heirarchy according to performance ? "
Vikram said thoughtfully," One shouldnt discriminate after the death.
But if it is in the National Interest then with full honour to every one , we must do it.
The catagories are
1. Those who lived n died like a mice
2. Those who lived like lion but died like a mice
3. Those who lived, fought n died Like Lion. : The Gallentries, the Lions are real HEROs.
As usual, first 2 catagories being Majority, those have adulterated the Purity of Myrterdome on the basis of their Numbers and level of occupancy of their incompetancy."
Just as Nano passed on Arthur Rd Vetal asked : "What is your opinion about Future of Kasab ?"
Vikram : Judicial process is like sincerely answering a whole Question Paper of the subject which is out of Syllabus. Any Warrior shall never ever be prosecuted at all. They must be eliminated instantly.
Vetal : We belong to Land of The Mahatma. Wouldnt it be shameful to Ahimsa if we dont forgive Kasab?
Vikram :Forgivance is a Virtue of the Courgeous and Powerful people. It does not belong to chicken hearted, selfish, death fearing coward society.
Vetal: How dare you call us Cowards ?
Vikram : Nation which trades Terrorists time and again is nothing but a coward one. Forgot Rubaiya Mufti and Kandahar episodes ? If you dont eliminate Kasab, then u are creating a bargain pitch with terrorists and anti Nationals.
Vetal : You look nervous. Whats troubling you so much ?
Vikram : Disguisting ! Now , look at Taj, Gate way , Trident, CST, India TVC, preparations to celebrate the First Homage Festival of 26/11 are in full swing.
The TRP projections, the Glyserine tear fountains,the Crocodiles are almost ready like a perfect Zen, totally unmindfull towards Lion's non existance in tandem with sole existance mice..
You will witness in real life, the Lions would be dumped behind the scene and Mices will be flashing on Centre Stage.
Vetal :Horrific ! What are dos and donts for paying Homage on 26/11 ?

Vikram :
1.Treat Lions as Lions and Mice as Mice. Remember, all Martyers are Also Victims but All Victims are Not Martyers
2.Unitedly demand to make a law to empower President of India so that She can scrap judicial process and hang Kasab at the earliest. Thats Expanding the Syllabus to suit the Question Paper in hand.
Silence in the Nano for few momnets.

Vikram :O Vetal, I saw you dissappered for few moments . Where had you gone ?

Vetal : I had a secrate investigation The water cum winter proof jacket they have provided to Kasab resembles the same as Bullet proof jackets reportedly gone missing recently.! Let it be. But you havent told me where to click to know more about cowardly acts of the shameless leaders of the Nude people ?

Vikram :


1. Click Here to read interview with Mehbuba Mufti ;
2. Diplomatic P.Chidambaram on Jan 22,2009
And
3. Read Here PC = Politically Correct !

The Nano reaches Gate Way of India.
Vetal : Wishing Bharat Mata All the best ! I am going back to the Hanging Garden untill we Hang Kasab here at Gate Way of India !

Made in China

Today Amravati police siezed 300 Chinese Hens. Police must test those before public eats for obvious reasons. Every one knows that we use all chinese items right from Condoms, Baby Cloths, to Chinese Food, ( Incl. Varhadi Chinese fusion) to Agarbattis for Funeral. Things we alwyas over look and never realise that China is the Source are : 1. Naxalisam alise Mao ism. Recently, they have uprooted Nepali Political System, now, its our turn. 2. Dalai Lama. Our fool leaders feel comfortable to differentiate Jihadis and Maoist. Considering Maoist dont need Millitary Action is a great mistake. They are having supplies from China, chip and abundent . Every alternate day, we read about protest done for Maps cutting off Indian land to be shown as Owned by China. But no shame that we lost war in 1962 and China took away Tibet. We dont mind this. We just accepted the defeat and never think that Tibet is our land, claiming it is beyond imagination. In such situation, we have no right to give refuge to Dalai Lama. Govt. Should ask them to return to Tibet as we have acknowledged the defeat or Join us in fighting Naxalisam. Why not build a Dalai Lama Brigrade and deploy it to fight Maoists? Like Gandhiji ran away from taking political responsibility, Dalai Lama dont want to participate in Action. Why not to do it ? It appears China has strategic motivation to take over the Political System thru Maoist as a revenge for Sheltering the Lama. The Maoism must be ruthlessly crushed. Do we have the foresite and courage ? Click here to know abt Maoism

Vikram n Vetal The Dragon Version

I happened to visit one of the oldest and First Buddhist Temple built in the ancient city of Guangzou, the Capital of Gungdong Province of China. Its built about 1500 years ago. Click Here To visit 6 Baniyan Temple The campus was clean, neat but not welcoming. When I offered Agarbatti Packs as a token of friendship and love to the last departing saffron clad young Bhikkhu about 16 = 17 years old, looking into my eyes he politely asked whether I can speak Chinese. I said No.. As thats my first visit. Just after my No, he , looking back eye to eye even more politely he shot back, "We dont accept gifts from people who dont speak Chinese !" and vanished away as quickly he could to the huge hostel just besides. The Temple was left with 2 bus loads of Indian Businessmen and just 3 old Chinese who couldnt speak English. I ignited all the Agarbattis and placed in the Huge vase built like Vrindawan. The figure of Dragon formed with the Agarbatti Smoke askd me " I wonder if thats an example or a horrible warning ? Sandeep, shouldnt Indians too, must check their uncontrollable passion for accepting all kinds of "Incoming Free" bullshit stuff ? So, My dear Indians, pl answer above question in your minds or the Dragon would hang you on to the Tree of the Time , for ever. > Thats My Own Real Life Experiance.

Defining Divinity

Accidental enchrochment by the thumb impressions of the things Below the sensable, rememberable and thinkable Experiances (Ultra Things) & Above the limits of expected forcastable Imaginations (Infra Things) creating pleasure and happiness is Divinity. If it generates agony and pain, its devility !! .= Generated coz of unimagined stimulous from comment chain on Facebook.

Vikram n Vetal : ONLINE version

Sandeep ne apla hatta sodala nahi. Net waril smashanaa madhil online librarichya zaada war lataklelya Vetal Panchvishila mobile war down lodun to lihu lagala ! Just got retro curious and checked. Found very interesting version. Got irritated coz version isnt mobile friendly and I hate pcs now a days. Couldnt read for more than 10 mnts, but containt of first story is like I have said earlier. James Bond version concept has got unexpected evidance. Sir Richard Burton has contributed to Translet it to English from Hindi. ! The Vamp in mobile asking me Tell me when r u uploading the Link ? I said Right Now !! J U S T C L I C K H E R E !

Vetal Panchvishi : James Bond n Mogli Versions !

I dont really remember whether me n my friends had read the same text book of Vetal Panchvishi in my school age. I am in a greatest of belated rather beYeard or beAged shock shattering the Ritcher scale, if it was so. This book is appearing to me as James Bond Version. The nostalgic fragrance I remember was much like Mogli. There is hardly any story without depicting extra marital affairs. Or may be Man woman attraction elaborated so wisely that children could be administered as easily as any flevoured n sweet pediatric oral preparation, while for adults it is no less than any action packed ,thrilling n sexy Bond film made only for advocating Morals !!

Causes of Sin, Ailment and Sorrow

Another Gem found in Vikram and Vetal :
Root Causes of

1. Sin : Unlimited Greed

2. Ailment : Unlimited Indulgence

3. Sorrow : Unlimited Attachment.

How true they are even today !

Vikram N Vetal

An old marathi Edition of Vetal Panchveeshee is in hand. May be 25 to 30 yrs old. The morals are powerful enough to be appriciated by Adults rather than children alone. Once, a begger gets a miracle fruit as the Prasad from God. The eater of the fruit would live for ever. The beggers wife warns him that its better to die than keep begging eternally. And so, they trade it with the king. The fruit changes hand from King to Q to her lover to a prostitute and back to the king again ! The king in disbelif and shaken, eats the fruit and goes away in jungles leaving beind the illusive world ! The story goes ahead with twists and stunning situations. It contains many " Thoughts of the Day. " The gem being ' Performing Skill, differences in family, sex, medicines,donation, honour and insults should never be disclosed to 6 ears. (Three Persons) ' It means nothing is secrate , if known by 3rd person. If hold by only 2, its immpossible even for the Almity to know it !

Sequel Equality >

In India, every body is Equal. How ever, having money makes you More Equal. Equal Load shedding for every one. Zero load shedding for Mumbai,the More Equal. Darkness for every one. Inverters, battery battalian, Gensets for more equals. Any time load shedding in all Equal rural areas. Only day time loadshedding at Amravati, the more equal. Equal Darkness in Akola, Yawatmal, Chandrapur, Pusad, Washim. Day Night Cricket Tamasha at VCA,Jamatha, the more Equal.

Unilateral Equality

While talking to a patient I sponteneously said : Time is equal to Money. But the Money is NOT equal to the time ! For Practical implications and meaning, look back, remember incidances, share your experiances on this unilateral equation.

Love : Need to Moniter the Level and Quality

When your loved ones dont understand you and dont respond in a manner you wish, its an alarm indicating either the Level or the Quality of Love or both in your heart. Top up, Purify or both and be ready for the miracle !! > Wisdom confirmed today, just now !!

Dynasty Cuts Dynasty

Rahul Gandhi's election campain was aimed at ditching Rajendra Shekhawat, the official candidate , Son of President of India. Gandhi Nehru dynasty couldnt refuse ticket to Rajendra. Rahul diplomatically supported Dr.Sunil Deshmukh, the deserving opponant. While he was at Nandgaon, just 10 kms away from Amravati, Rahul treated Rajendra as a non entity. He didnt came to canvass for Rajendra at Amravati. Nehru Gandhi Dynasty don't like any other genes to over take them. The victory of Rajendra Shekhawat is a slap to Gandhi Nehru Dynasti. Thats what BJP wants but could never do it ! Thats a poetic justice. Pratibhatai, Devi singhji and Rajendra Congrates ! You have slapped Nehru Gandhi Dynasty ! Pitiably, Dr. Sunil Deshmukh was made a scape goat and martyer for Gandhi Nehru Dynasty. Its not easy for Rajendra to struggle with Gandhi Nehru Dynasty. Pratibha tai has got merely 2 year left to step down as President. All from Amravati must work to reinstate her for next 5 years. Rajendraji, wishing you good luck. Wish you become CM of Maharashtra as well as the President of the Congress party of India and nominate Rahul Gandhi for the office of President of India ! Go ahead, Aage badho ! Sabse Aage Badho ! Amravati and Maharashtra will support you. Cheers !

Hierarchy in Sciences !

I found this Image in one post at www.mr.upakram.org


That's the integrity of the sciences.

Please don't forget to Enlarge the view by Clicking on the picture.






Enjoy !

Orionid Meteor Shower

Just now The earth has begun to pass thru 800 year old astro pugmark of Halleys Comet. Click to know about Orionids 2009 . The Nasa timing references are USA based. Maxima in India should be at around Sunset . Orion (Mrug) rises at @ 7 PM. Watch in East at Sunset & follow Orion as it climbs up to Zenith. Watching untill 23rd oct. would also be worth .

The Manish Touch !

Just Amaze ! How nicely Manish puts life in imagination ! Click on the image to E N L A R G E.

 

Why Moon Blast web cast failed ? - Part II

After a tiring post mortem of the world wide disappointment, the 10 reasons discussed yesterday are all ruled out and the Authentic Reason for no blast, no plume .. nothing seen is now discovered .!!
Pl Click on the IMAGE to E N L R A G E

Voting Holiday

The compulsory holiday on voting day is nothing but legalising the rape on the productivity of the Nation. As the nation is ruled by the Beurocrate Slaves earning 6th pay + Commissions, they dont feel it a shame. For people like me, who have small businesses, its an avoidable loss. Govt. Must provide compensation for loss of business. The issue for voting is Development n progress. How sweetly beurocrats and politician worship in the name of developement ? They made the nation stay home in the name of Development !! Whats the way out ? Any where voting machines to be kept @ Posts, Banks, Police stations, Bus n Railway Platforms and Trains. Supported with Biometric Security Checks. Vote by SMS shall be the ultimate objective. The Similarity between God and Politicians: I dont belive in either of them ! Difference betn them : God dont think its Mandetory to belive in him. Politicians belive in Compulsion to belive in them by voting. Democrasy must have place for Politically Atheists, isnt it ? Every one inspite being political athiest or political non athiest, must Work 2 hours more on the voting day. 60+ years old population should be exempted from contesting and voting as they wont be able to work for 2 extra hours on voting day. Minimum voting age shall be 15 years. And they are supposed to study 2 hours more ! ( Thanks God ! ( from an atheist! Biggest honour to Him ) I am neither below 18 nor above 60 ! ) Increasing Quality and production is the real service to our beloved Nation ! Jay ho India !! * Shekhar, The Co auther adds : Like all decisions taken by the ruling party, this is also a political
decision for gaining popularity on election day. Paid holiday at the cost of
others. Polling booths open at 7 am, so a person inclined to vote will vote
before going to work. This is a crazy decision and it is going to become a
precedence. Employees will get at least 2 paid holidays every yr. ( gram
panchayat, Corporation, Assembly, loksabha) But there is a loophole.
If giving off puts u in a considerable financial loss or u have non voting
employees, then u can keep ur establishment closed.
What about voting rights of policemen, truckdrivers, milk suppliers, railway
employees, bus drivers etc.

Why LCROSS Moon Blast Failed ?

The show was really disappointing. I had taken lot of troubles to organise and update the links to suit viewers located outside USA.

My anylysis is >
1.Rocket didn't burst.
2.Rocket hit some where else , camera was not looking there.
3.Rocket hit was on a surface too hard.

4. The Crater was too deep so that plume couldn't reach the mouth.
5. The timing was wrong for the sunlight to reach the dust debris.

6. There was only 1.camera that too in the Cratf itself and was showing TOP view.
7. There was no Flash to illuminate the Crater darkness while it was recording.
8. A Camera at 75-90 degrees was essential.

9. Had Chandrayan been alive, we would have seen better.

10. The Dark Crater really had water , but in the proportion beyond our imaginations, and the rocket just sunk like Titanic.
Click Here to refer earlier post about this

Moon Water Shares the Reason for Traces of Water and Death Of Chandrayaan

Pl Click on the Picture to Enlarge

9th Oct 2009 Nasa Blasting Crater to confirm Moon Water

Click Here to know about Moon Water Blast By Nasa

Points to be noted

1.
They changed the Target Crater coz of New Data provided by their Pay Load transported by Chandrayan.

2.
The timing of the Blast is suitable for Direct View thru observatories and 12 inch or bigger telescopes for viewers located in USA .

3.
For viewing at location in India or elsewhere in the world, log on to Nasa Webcast.

4.
Follow this link to convert PDT impact time to your Local Time .

5.
PDT is pacific day light time. In above converter, as of now, choose Base Location as USA Sanfrancisco as PDT reference.

6.
FYI, Webcast of Nasa TV starts at 3.30 PDT= 4 PM IST
Impact time 4.30 AM PDT = 5 PM IST.

At the moment of Impact, for India, the Moon will be 1.20 hrs,below east horizon.
It will rise at 6.20 PM on 9th Oct.2009

7.
Click Here and log on to NASA web cast on 9th Sept. 4 PM India Time .

8.
Want to know how to get water from Moon Dust ? Click Here

Jo Peed Paraayee Jaani Re..

Non inherited liability

Tweethoor Class

By the Slave,To the Slaves for the Slaves.

Click here to read News : Indira Gandhi National Open University Honouring Murderers of Rajeev Gandhi . The rotting stench of the System has humiliated the National Interest of India. The Nation seems to be gone insensitive. Why cannt just one amongst the Jailor, The Judge, the IGNOU authorities show courage to say NO ? Reason : They are all slaves, alwyas worried for the job and securing salaries. The Tamilnadu politicians must have sympathies for these Anti Nationals. Prabhakaran and LTTE no longer exist but their seeds are germinating. Tommorrow, Slaves at Jawaharlal Nehru University will confere D.Lit to Afzal Guru and Mumbai Versity will try to beat the competition by offering Doctorate to Kasab. The explaination > This Nation is currently in the hands of incompetent employees. There is no Boss. There is a principle known as THE PETER PRINCIPLE ; It says that in a heirarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. The size of the Horizone affected with the place occupied by incompetence depends upon the level. Higher the level, Greater the horizone. As a Nation it seems every one is glaringly radiating National incompetance at all levels. And as such, the size of the affected horizone is largest since 1947. The devil of incompetancy builds and strengthens its foundations by percolating the incompetency in all directions. Eventually the whole society is incompetent to understand and deal with its own interests. I hate myself every second, the day and night , for merely writing but doing nothing to make the change happen. I am also no different than a Slave to my circumstances, just like you who is just reading this merely for Entertainment. We Deserve this, we are all rotten enunches having no concept like Nation. Every one is blindly working just to earn for themselves. Winston Churchill was indeed a visionary who had rightly said that India is merely a Population. It cannt be a Nation and British must not stray the population to the mercy of God ! The Rape victim thus has surrendered to marry the Rapist. It can happen only with Slaves..

Mahatma Refurbished

President Barak Obama says he prefers Gandhiji to have Dinner with. A Superfast person desiring to dine with a person known for weaponising Fasts including fast unto the death : To seek the Truth. Seeking the truth, you will realise its not physiology of the health conceous President who might be suffering from gastric disorder nor just needing a brief relief from H.H. Mitchell nor he meant Maneka, Sonia, Priyanka or Rahul. He sincerely was chatting with 9th Std. Class. Click to read full text of President Obama's Discussion with 9th Class Students Personally, every one admits Gandhiji. But socially no one can follow him. Why ? Do suggest your views. As Indians, we must introspect. The person most powerful ever in the world not only knows Gandhiji better than most of us but also we now experience that he finds greatest of personal values in the Mahatma. His discussion was telecasted live all over the US. He shared his values to inspire the young generation to set their Goals and in a way, the path he showed them to lead to their goal is the Gandhian Path. Every body likes to see Paths on Maps. When it comes to actually walk, we tend to prefer to be myopic and take short cuts. Nobody in India could follow Gandhiji. If a single US student walks as desired by President Obama, it would be enough for THEM as well as for rest of the world if the Goals are also Gandhian.( Our attitude : Let the Saviour be born in the neighbour's house rather than ours . The shortest of the short cuts !!) President Obama is catering his Nation. His drive to make his nation stronger MUST be noted. He is wise enough to assimilate the talents,wisdom and values without geo or demographic discriminations to make America Strong internally and Externally. He seems like Emperor Akabar, wise, tolerant and strong. The discussions n addresses he makes are well thought, planned scientifically, worked over, meticulously, written splendidly, rehearsed by heart, choreographed perfectly,supported methodically and performed on ultimately finest articulate level in harmony with his talented co artists like Secretary Duncan, the Birbal. He has killed many a birds with single stone.He has successfully created a Historic competition to the famous letter addressed by Abraham Lincon to the teacher of his Son . He blew fresh oxygen in to the new US generation and he strengthened the faith of people trusting him across the Globe and beat the political rivals by leaving space only for lame and unsustainable criticism by Refurbishing the Mahatma witnessed by all of the USA.

Hyena Pugmark

This pugmark was seen on 6th Sept.09 in the bushy jungle on the hillock range behind the Chattri Talao. The expert confirm that its Hyena's pugmark.

The Father of Economics was also an Astronomer !

Behold ! A surprise strucked me today ! Adam Smith, the father of Economics, is also the Author of a book ' The History of Astronomy !' How can Astronomy be mastered by an Economist ? In fact, Adam was more of a Philosopher. Every Artist, Scientist,Writer, Poet and all successful people are basically Philosophers. Philosophy is what they generate in their minds and their work is merely the expression of their Philosophy . I wont get shocked if tomorrow u send me a link for a book on Black Holes by Michel Jackson ! Click Here to open the online book The History of Astronomy by Adam Smith

Na Idharke Na Udharke..

Stars aren't favouring Dr. APJ Kalam any more. Only he himself n general public considers him just a scientist. So, he him self and the public neither mind , spare, protect nor instantly protest during security checks. But few still consider him a Politician. Now, Dr.Kalam is targeted from non other than his own Scientific community. Dr. Homi Sethna, equally eminent scientist, Ex Chairman of Nuclear Energy Commission & the scientist to make Pokharan Test 1974 a grand success is counting Dr. Kalam as a Politician. He scolded Dr.Kalam for having no scientific authority to certify that Pokharan 1998 was a success. Dr.Kalam had contradicted the claim by senior scientist Santhanam that Pokharan 1998 was of Limited success. Dr.Sethna shockingly went on to the extent to accuse Dr.Kalam for not having any knowledge of Nuclear Science and advised him to refrain from cheap publicity. Now, thats too much to be listened to. If Dr. Sethna is wise enough to count Dr. Kalam as a man of Politics, how could Dr. Sethna neglect international political correctness shown by Dr. Kalam in erasing Santhanam who might be scientifically correct but politically dude ? It smells that Dr. Sethna has some old personal unsettled rivalry account with Dr.Kalam. It would be worth digging up to check if Dr. Sethna has lost Presidential candidature to Dr.Kalam. As a Nation its a National insult. For reasons not worth, any one can belittle a person who is your ex president is mindless misuse of democracy. Why this is happening ? Its because of lack of political training to Dr.Kalam. When you appoint some one out side Politics as the President, you must have a solid training programme to reshape the mind set of that person. He must be made forget that he is any one else than The man in Chief of a Sovereign Nation. Routinely, he must be adequately supported with armour of Protocols. When he is alone, he must be able to show the strength and wisdom to behave like an ex President of a Nation. Imagine, what would happen if some one tries to body check Lalu ? Instinctively he will undoubtedly act like an Owner and not a scientist wearing Id card around the neck or as a general Subject of this Nation. We must understand that Rulers must act like Rulers. Politicians are the rulers. But they are so horrible as no training is available. Once, Shivaji Maharaj was made to surrender all most of his State and forts to the mighty army of Aurangzeb lead by Mirza Jaysingh who had won the battle. Maharaj was captivated and was to be produced in the Court of Aurangzeb. Jaysingh knew that in spite of the defeat Maharaj would never bow in front of Aurangzeb. So he tactfully tried to navigate Maharaj thru a low gate, almost like a window, where in any one would have to kneel down to pass thru. Maharaj instantly sensed the trap and first put his left foot thru that gate and without leaning from the waist, with full blown chest , entered like a Lion. Thats how the Sovereignty and Self esteem must be protected by the Top Most Leader of any Nation. But now,our Nation is in the hands of Politicians who aren't really Politicians but merely power hungry liches who find no shame in behaving Sar Zuka Sakate hai lekin Sar kata sakate Nahi.. Who find nothing wrong in Kandahar Episode.. who find nothing wrong in scapegoating a gentleman and person with purest chastity like Dr. Kalam. Neither Congress nor BJP who had unanimously selected Dr. Kalam as our President, have said a word to protect the esteem of National Ex President Dr. Kalam. Pitiably left all alone by all those who lifted him off, his pre launch ground collegues are now biting him. He appears to be belonging to No man's land. Na idhar ke Na udhar ke. Scientists see Politician in him to bash squarely and Politicians mutely watch him simply as altitude loosing debris of rocket booster duly falling off towards ocean after completing designed task. The National Interest thus is brutally crushed by our pygmy politicians and absent minded Nuclear scientists gone Critical Click Here to know more about What Dr.Homi Sethna is saying

Sufferring Nations : Paying the price for Setting Goals Larger than National Interests by the Step Mother & National Fathers.

In a team game like cricket, soccer etc, a win or defeat can't be credited to a single person. The whole team is responsible. What ever the results are , if game is played fairly without fixing and in sportsman's spirit then the game wins and no team is wounded with defeat. Let us try to evaluate the partition of India according to sports. There are 2 stages. 1. The Carom View > The Bord had 4 players. The British, The Muslims, The Hindus and The Seculars. The British, the defending champions, wanted to go home ASAP. They had won all white coins in previous 150 years and walking away smiling was the only task left. Muslims won the Red Queen the Pakistan and the Black Cover : Bangladesh. Seculars pocketed remaining all black coins, the remaining India. The Hindus lost without any score ! They thot in spite the bord, the queen,the coin, the striker all belonged to them but they have no place left on the face of the planet, simply coz there cannot be any Hindusthan as exclusive as Pakistan. They couldn't get an acre of Land from what they perceive as their own land as they were the first to settle in the geography here. Why this happened ? Stage 2 . The answer is in Cricket Format: At that time, except for Hindu Team, rest all the teams had Powerful and Ambitious Captains. The Queen , our step Mother,Jinnah the Pak Dad and Chacha Nehru,the surrogate Papa were the Mighty Captains ( Gandhiji was Captain without a Political Team and No National agenda but Humanity agenda.) But there was no Captain for Hindus. Seculars and their captain Chacha, upon whom neither the Muslim League nor the unorganised Hindus had slightest faith had silently hijacked and owned Gandhiji's Maun (As self punishment by Mahatma in protest of Partition.) Both, Jinnah and Nehru were extremely cunning opportunists and hard core ambitious. Gandhiji ran away from responsibility of running his dearest secular state. He never thoght of running PMO office from Sewagram or Sabarmati Ashram. Had Gandhiji and K.A.Gaffar Khan jointly taken political responsibilities, the partition would have been avoided. But Gandhiji's goal was bigger than A Nation. He wanted to wear a double crown of permanant Mahatma cum Father of Nation. So did Jinnah's goal, who wanted to be permanantly known as Father of Pakistan. Nehru had to keep him self satisfied with designation of The First PM of Secular India, as Father of Nation post was already filled by the Mahatma. What Now ?The unrest in the National mind is coz of fear and hate towards other religion. When hatred reaches extremity, the love begin to sprout. A jail bird for many years finds the Walls more trustworthy than the outer open world. Similarly , [BJP leaders (Currently they are election defeat frustrated as well] enjoyed hating Jinnah and Nehru equally for 70 years are singing love songs for Jinnah . No wonder if they conduct Gulab Satsang(h) on Childrens day, 14th Nov, the Chachas B'day ! Its good that every one of us is understanding that Secular India is a reality no body can deny. Equally its important to note the latent fears in the minds of Hindus and Muslims existing for sure. Dealing with these fears diligently and effectively can only keep the secular spirits alive. Let us be open to accept, discuss and reduce the fears , at least arriving at 'Don't trust, Don't distrust, respect each other ' level is essential to become a STRONG NATION. Forget Fathers and Mother of the Past who didn't cared really for our Nation. Care for Today. Be a responsible owner of this nation. Object strongly if u suspect any one to set Personal Goals even under the cover of Humanity, above our National Interest. Jay Bharat ! { An explaination of a cause is not a justification by reason )

The Take off Anxity.

I am a Student in 12th Std. the carrier of a burden of anxity. The feeling of insecurity is same as experianced by the first time Aeroplane Riders. Getting Admitted in 11th Std. is like Reporting at the Airport. The passing out of 11 th made me surrender the baggage, the belongings I love so much like watching TV, going to movies, freaking out, non academic Googling, Orkuting, Facebooking, week ends, birthday parties , all transfered to lock ups of the custody . The Securtity checks by numorus tests by the Tution Lords troubled so much. Then came the Boarding Pass, the Hall Ticket and waiting at Exam hall getting queued up with co-passengers. Looking back I realised to have gained frightening insignificans in geometric proportions. Now, left alone, with things I hated most, the Hall Ticket ! that resemble the Passport and the Visa. The best wishes from relatives and elderly are like the charment Air Hostess, assuring me best for the journey. Then I moved inside the huge but clusteric plane with the descipline of Ant line. Poured at last in my seat, wondering, how could this massive structure leave the solid ground and how could the invisible air make it lift up, float and move ahead as well ? ! The Pen and Paper would really make a carreer soar high ? Wouldnt it fall like a stone ? I know all the science, technology and systems behind it but the gutt feeling loudly shouts : The Bernoulli's Principle that makes flying possible , may miserably be lost to the Newtons Gravity. Next, remebered suddenly, as I swayed away in a direction I really didnt know leading where, I must have vanished from the dampened Radar of the eyes of my parents came to see me off. Any way, I have to focus some where else as well. I must catch the connecting flight of CET / PMT. Wishing Good Luck to myself !

THE DAY AFTER POLA AND DAY BEFORE TOMORROW !

Infinitely praising the unknown mastermind who so ever created the irrational balance in functioning of our civilisation cannot be considered as flattery after reading this down. While the second day of Pola, the Tanha Pola, last day of Shravan, the month of penance, ensuring the children are well engaged to get embossed with spirit of Thanks giving, the ex children, the no longer children and the causes of the existence of the children, burry themselves in realising a much awaited literally Spirited day known as Polyachi Kar. Whole 24 hrs, they play Ganjifa, soak the gastric tracks and cleanse the nephro networks with the age old vapor condensed elixirs with or without any label and or dihydrogen oxide and or the fizz. The month long curfew imposed by some anti Maneka but animal lovers, (A.M.B.A.Ls") struggling hard to avoid consuming mouth irrigating hot masala delicasies of the eggs,chicken, goat belonging to Roaming Kingdom while some other down to earth - worms who had stayed away from Onions, Ginger and Garlic the land lines of the underworld concludes on the Polyachi Kar. Thats how the Shrawan (The Ramzan of the Hindus ? !! ) Month ends. Following comes the Bhadrapada n ignites the season of celebrations with arrival of the Ganesha, the lord of wisdom and intelligence. For the fortunate God Fearing creed of AMBALs, this creates an unique dilemma. The God Fear makes them ristrict the inputs to vegeatable kingdom but the omnivorus instincts perpetuates the craving for bones and flesh. The logical explaination to quench the fire of dilemma goes like this > The Ganesha was born as a Human, the Omnivorous but implanting the Elephant Head instantly turned him to a Herbivorous. So, the 'Chatur' God fearers, without any kintu - parantu (Dilemma) are entitled to follow instincts suiatably untill end of the day before tommorow , the Ganesh Chaturthi. It appears the Ganesha now fears them who intentionally limit his own enjoyment frugally to the Milk but wouldn't even think to share a drop of the Divine Cheers with him ! He just asked me, sadly, why they offer all the fun to my dad, Lord Shankara? My guess : Bappa, every one has witnessed U really consumed millions of Liters of Milk offered . Why any one would risk sharing anything further, especially those having your own blessings are undoubtedly turned wiser ! U are quiet Humanised U dont behave like ur Dad, the Good God !! Ganapati Bappa Moraya, Darula sparsh karu naka, sagali amchya saathich rahu dya ! Oh, the lord of Wisdom, dont touch the booz, let it be reserved for us alone !

Courage, Heart and Brains.

Congress has no courage . BJP has no heart. It doesn't appear that either have any brains...<>

Pola : Thanks Giving of Central India.

Central India's economy is based on Agriculture. When the Tractors, Harvesters, Threshers, Electric Pumps and Diesel Engines were not in existence, the Dallal Street, Share market were no where in any dictionary, no Bulls neither the Bears existed, the Ox used propel the life by helping to plough the fields,drive the carts transporting the farm produces, utilities and men, thrash the raw grains, power the water lifting mechanisms, run the expellers of edible and lubricant Oil Seeds. The Bull power remained the biggest Natural power harnessed by Central India in last 5000+ years. Recognising the immense contribution , &lt;Exploitation?> of the Ox power, this civilisation acknowledges and respects the Oxen by honourably celebrating a 2 day festival 'The Pola'. Although, now a days, there are very few jobs left for oxen, the festival is still celebrated with charm and enthusiasm. The oxen are given bath, their horns n toes get painted , special and colourfull overcoats called the Zool are worn over the oxen. Metallic bells hanged around their necks ring pleasantly. The owner then worships the fleet of oxen and feed them the Puran Poli, a type of Sweet cake. In the late afternoon, all the oxen in the villages gather for Pola. Accompanied by the music and band the parade of decorated oxen moves on the main streets and people who dont own the oxen worship them on their door steps. On second day, known as the Tanha Pola, the children go home to home with beautifully decorated Toy Oxen made up of clay and enjoy treats of limlets, sweets, cents and gifts. The follow up seems aimed to emboss the sense of gratitude on the young minds. The spirit of the Pola is to say Thanks to the Oxen, the silent and dumb power that the civilisation harnessed for its development and prosperity. Astronomically, the Pola is celebrated on the New moon day, when the Sun and Moon are simultaneously in the Constellation of Leo. Season wise, its receding Monsoons and crops are in their mid young age. India now on the thresh hold of setting its aims on the Moon and Mars Missions, will leave behind the ancient rituals n slowly stop old celebrations. But I am sure, the Spirits would continue , Say Thanks to everything that helps you. Never forget who helps you. " HAPPY POLA"
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स्वतंत्रता के लिये होश

कमीनोंने अच्छोंको पहचानना जरूरी नही !
अच्छोंने कमीनोंकी जानकारी रखना जरूरी है !

जोश से स्वतंत्रता मनाना जरूरी नही
होश से स्वतंत्रता संभालना जरूरी है

Tuchuk Pain

Pain Killer injections take about an hour to show the effect.

What about the pain caused by the Injections ?

Why some cream which will make injections pain free not invented yet ?

Really Painful situation !

The Law of Comfortable Compassion.

People offer help when advice is requested and give advice when help is the essential. The comfort zone is well maintained by default. Those who break it unknowingly become Martyrs. Those who break it knowingly aspire to be Saints.

Usako Nahi Hoga ! !

जज को होगा

वकील को होगा

जेलर को होगा

पोलिस को होगा

मगर उसको नही होगा

क्योंकी

उसके अलावा

सब लोग

जेब और पेट के लिये जी रहे है

कही भी खुले आम

सांस ले सकते है

वह तो कफन बांधके चला था

जेल की हवा

उसका टौनीक है.

इसी लिये

उस को छोड
सब को

स्वाईन फ्लु होगा !!