गीता : थिअरी आणि प्र्याक्टीकल

थिअरी आणि प्र्याक्टीकल ह्या परस्परावलंबी वस्तू आहेत.

आधी थिअरी की आधी प्र्याक्टीकल असा प्रश्न येतो.

प्र्याक्टीकल चे रहस्य उलगडलेकी जे लोणी मिळते ते थिअरी.

थिअरीच व्यक्त झालेली नसताना, परीस्थीतीशी दोन हात करण्याची वेळ येते तेंव्हा हरण्याची भिती न बाळ्गता समर्थ पणे सामना करण्याची हिंमत (गटस) जे दखवतात ते खरे हिरो असतात.

कोणत्याही थि. व प्र्या. दोघांचीही कमर्शीयल व्ह्याल्ल्यू काळा प्रंमाणे बदल असते.

"गीता" थियरी अर्जुनाचा निकम्मेपणा दूर करण्यासाठी श्रीकृष्णाने निर्मिली.

या थिअरीचे मार्कॆट जबरजस्त आहे.
दैनंदीन जिवनात येणारी हताशा दूर करण्यासाठी समाजानी हजारो वर्षे गितेचा आधार घेतला आहे.

पवित्र, सात्वीक व शुद्ध सामजीक परीवर्तन करणाऱ्या संत द्न्यानेश्वर, लोकमान्य टिळक, विनेबा भावे ह्यांनी निस्वार्थ पणे गीतेचे कालानूरूप निरूपण सामन्यांच्या भाषेत केले.

मला आश्चर्य वाट्ते की या पैकी एकही जण स्वत: सशस्र प्र्याक्टिकल करण्यास धजावला नाही. ज्ञानेश्वरांनी पैठणच्या उद्दाम ब्राम्हणांची मुंड्की छाटून टाकली असती,( हा माझा भाऊ, सोयरा.. जातवाला ..असा अर्जुनी विचार न करता ) लोकमान्यांनी व्हाईसरायला बौम्ब ने उडवले असते, विनोबांनी श्रीमंतांच्या तिजोऱ्या फोडून प्रामाणीक लोकांना परत बोलीच्या अटि वर बिनव्याज पैसे दिले असते , तर देश आहे त्या पेक्षा सुधरला नसता काय ?
शिवाजी महराज, झाशीची राणि, वासुदेव बळवंत, कान्हेरे बंधू, भगतसींह, नेताजी सुभाषचंद्र, इव्हन इंदीरा गांधी यानी गितेचे प्र्याक्टिकल केले म्हणून गितेच्या थियरीस्ट लोकांपेक्षा मला यांचा आदर जास्त वाटतो.

अहींसेच्या चोचल्यांचा पुरस्कार करणारे लोक जेंव्हा गितेचे दाखले देतात तेंव्हा त्यांच्या चलाखीची दाद द्यावी आणि लोकांना मुर्ख व देशाला षंढ बनवण्याच्या हातोटि बद्द्ल त्यांना थिअरौटीकल देशद्रोही म्हणायला हवे.




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Vikram N Vetal : The Batman Yoga Part II :Tapascharya Again

Readers , who have not read Part 1, are requested to do so in order to get correct context. Its Located below this post.

Vetal : I can't wait for Viky's missed call . Better to call him.
;;;;;;Hello ..Viky, are u coming to fetch me down or shall I fly to you ?

Vikram : Vetu, nice to speak to you. Just a few trees away from yours..

Arrives.

Vikram : Tell me..what do you do for detaching from stresses of ghost life ?What Relaxation techniques do you try ?

Vetal : Best is Jivasan, n some times Ateerekie...

Vikram : What's Jivasn ?

Vetal : Its a mass activity. We all come together from silence and perform huge hue n cry..

Vikram : Ok..badhiya hai !! What's ateerekie?

Vetal : Its a touch therapy in which we embrasse unsuspecting hosts we like most.

Vikram : Fine..Now tell me itani yaad q kara raha tha ?

Vetal : Pl explain me Swot of Party No. 2

Vikram : Ok.

Party no. 2 is Black money owners. BMOs.

The strengths.
1.Biggest strength is the weakest attacker.
Can a needle knitting a sweater used to administer a injection ?

2.Black money owners have virtual control over every thing incl parliament and media.

3.RB is defining their class but not have courage to declare specific names of persons whom must be hanged.

BMO's weakness :

Just one, apartheid has allotted the color to their money.
BMO's Opportunities :

They are now alert to securitise their loots to safest heavens.
BMO's Threats

1. The general public is still indifferent n not ready to act. Sirf maja le rahe hai Babaki. If they get angry, they can achieve what they want.
2. If at all Baba Ramdeo learns from history, he would create a Chandragupta by really doing Tap and transform himself into modern Chanakya.

Vetal : Vikey, Baba has fumbled in giving a written letter to Sibal, in which he promised to end Uposhan and perform Tap. Now , what is this gimmick ? What exactly a Tap means and how does it differ from an Uposhan ?

Vikram : Vetu, an Uposhan done in perfect solitude , no body around, is a Tap. A show, without Media around is a Tap.
Unfortunately, it was a written promise given to the ruling power without taking a bilateral one from them, relying on their orals. Thus, the birth of a would be Wishvamitra , with a dream to create a parallel white world , was medically terminated by the Ruthless Ruling Harishchndra of the Kaliyug.

Vetal : Vikram , you are great..Tere pair pakadata hu..aur jata hu..usi Jantar Mantar ke zaado pe jaha ye abortion hua..! The same place from where congress fired a Ram Ban to counter Anna Hazare has boomranged on itself.

Vikram And Vetal : The Batman Yoga

Vetal : O Vikram , can you tell about the louder noice we are listening from the Jantar Mantar ?

Vikram : The public is celebrating.

Vetal : What ?

Vikram : Mungerilal Dreams ! The Batman , the Chamdagad , expert in Shirshasan is giving lessons to Deemak Public. Ghubad (owl) Govt. is ready to perform latest Aashwasans while Gidad, the corporates are looking for snatch better fat lumps.

Vetal :How can objective to bring back loot in Swiss Banks be called as Daydreams ?

Vikram : Sword of Shiwaji Maharaj, Kohinoor, Tibet, Pak, Bangala Desh and Saniya Mirza are more invaluable assets looted from India and worth much more than Swiss Money. Some politicians cooked their curry with Bhawani Talwar . Did it came back ? Swiss Money can't ever come back.

Vetal : That's not any comparison and circumstances in each case are unique, argument dismissed. Tell me solid reasons

Vikarm : Pl excuse me. I can't speak those logics.

Vetal : Why ?

Vikram : You are a God fearing Ghost. You may be offended with the perception I will show you and your anger would break our friendship.

Vetal : For me , its more important to be scientific and learn truly to see things in logical perspective. I promise not to get offended even if you criticize my Spiritual Icon .. i.e God..

Vikram : Deeeep Sigh ! Ok then..Get ready to get boiled ..

Any task is impossible for two reasons. First, the competence of the one who thinks that he will do it and the second, the strength of Defender who would not allow it to happen.

We shall now evaluate the SWOT analysis of both the parties.

Vetal : Pl. elaborate what is Swot and who are the parties ?

Vikram : SWOT = Strength, Weakness, Opportunities and Threats

Party No. 1 = Ramdeo Baba and his believers and followers.

Party No. 2 = People owning resources and money in Swiss Banks and else where.


Vetal : What are the strenghts of Party No 1.?

Vikarm :
1. Proclaimed Objective, Loot in Swiss Bank, is well defined.
2. Presence all over India.
3. Support from general public.
4. Texture of Yet not a Political Party.
5.The Brand name Ram still attracts people.

Vetal : What are the Weaknesses ?
Vikram :
Wrong Brand Ambassador.
The general public which still considers Ram, the King of Ayodhya, as their Brand Ambassador.The person who deserted his double pregnant wife without looking eye to eye.
Rawan was just a pick pocketeer or lootera, like people with Swiss Bank Accounts.
A lust for being called as an Ideal King , though unjust, is even worst and beats the Rawan syndrome. Its a Huge weakness.

Need to choose a Time Specific and appropriate Icon and Brand Ambassador in general for Indians.

Vetal : What are Opportunities ?

Vikram :Next Lok Sabha Elections. People like change. A fresh alternative is likely to hit.

Vetal : What are Threats ?
Vikram : The people surrounding Ramdeo Baba have reached there because they have enough money. Ramdeo Baba not known to have any Bhikhari as a follower. These followers have systematically competed with each other and struggle to keep as close to Baba as they can. You can see most wealthy and resources full person in closer proximity. The character of these cannt be any different than such people exist all over our country. These people have most black money and Swiss accounts. They will control every thing. They will transfer their money to safer and other unreachable places. Rest of Majority have no plans to utilise the money if it really fetched back. These are usual happy go lucky careless celebrators who would abuse Ramdeo after few years.

Vetal : Now Explain SWOT of Party No.2

Vikram : Haha ha !! With such great a weakness, its immaterial to look for Party No. 2, but I will do it just for you. As of now, my time is up. I need to look out for Banks in Antratica to keep my own savings safe. Now you go and hang on your usual tree...Bye Bye .. I shall give you a missed call while I start back from the lockers at South Pole.






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Tokyo and We

India and Japan have historic relations. Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose had established support from Japan to root out the British.

The common thing for both India and Japan is the Enemy : China.

The differences in India n Japan are too much ..like Jameen n Aasman .

They control natural disasters manually.

We grow manual disasters naturally.

They have reduced number of casualties per ritcher scale unit with every new disaster.

We are increasing casulaties in every new domain of non disasters without any measuarble unit .May it be a simple Chor Police game taking life of Officer Chowgule or may it be road accidents wiping whole families for avoidable reasons.
And we think its all Natural !!

They work as a Nation.
We as a pet animal of China and US.

I m sure, Japnese will now build buildings with Parking of 50 meter hight , double the Tsunami waves.

We shall drown our Model Railway station at Amravati by a minor rain before it sees half of the completion.

A country which is indifferent to Bhopal Manmade Tragedy is preparing for Nuclear Power at the behaste of US.
We are determined not to learn from those who are ahead of us and vouched not to learn from our own mistakes.

The misery is so great that it seems, Japan would be rebuilt in 6 months but Station Irwin road would not be reopened before that.

India is no. 1 in saling watches. No Indian has time and nothing in India follows schedule.

Japan makes the most accurate watches and never look at the clock to work.

Just Watch All This.

We, the people need to change to see the change in our selves, our politicians and our country.

Follow Japan and Respect our mistakes in the past.